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Jennifer Williams?

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- And you are?
- Cyrus.

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Cyrus Harry?

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You used to call my CY if it's-- if it's really you.

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I--I'm trying to find the Jennifer Williams I knew 23 years ago.

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We spent a long weekend at the Jersey shore?

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She was visiting a friend...

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That lasted longer than usual.

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That's it for Lansdale.

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Pack it up.

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Let's move on to Philly.

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Seriously, you gonna complain?

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How many limo drivers are making six figures?

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CY, you're my little cousin, and I love you, and you've been more than generous.

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I'm upset because you are wasting your time over some faded memory

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when there is a world of pleasure out there.

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The kind of cash you got buys a lot of it.

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Come on.

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Don't be like that. I've just been driving around all day.

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I'm a little cranky.

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My leg won't move.

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Are you gonna stare, or are you gonna call 911?

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www.gwedynn.com

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Partial paralysis.

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Head CT and LP showed nothing.

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Spinal MRIs and EMG were clean.

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Brain symptom, yet nothing seems to be wrong with his brain.

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Refrigerator mechanic, no family, in and out of work.

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He just won $42 million in the state lottery.

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I think I read about this lucky bastard in the paper.

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You sure you don't mean the lucky bastard whose grandkids snorted his winnings

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till he drank himself to death with drain cleaner?

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Or the lucky bastard who was found naked and penniless in a strip club parking lot

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with his winning number tattooed on both testicles?

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Neuro-otological pathology could have caused loss of balance.

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Calorics were normal.

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Sure, some people will screw up anything, but some won't.

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That kind of cash, he has a chance to turn a miserable life around.

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Miserable stays miserable.

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Happy doesn't buy lottery tickets in the first place.

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Our level of happiness is set. It's in our DNA.

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No cash payout's gonna change that.

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It's like there's two of me.

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The guy repairs appliances. He's probably got toxic brain damage from years of working with toxic chemicals.

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Or his sudden disease came from his sudden millions.

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He's buying something, collecting something, ceramics, precious metals,

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which gave him atherosclerosis of his carotid arteries.

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My mother's lawyer called.

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She's threatening to sue the hospital over our mistreatment of her.

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Says it slowed her recovery.

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You know, I was just thinking how much I want a relationship with no sex but where I still have to deal with your mother.

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Go to the patient's old workshop.

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Look for causes of toxic brain damage.

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Go take a new history, and see if there's any lifestyle changes that would explain atherosclerosis.

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Go.

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Medicinal.

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I'm expecting a shooting pain in my ass.

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My mom and I got into a fight.

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Because of our replacement hip replacement, she can barely get around her own house.

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I told her she has to live with me while she recovers.

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Oh, I'm starting to get the connection.

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Yeah, she has a house, my name is House.

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You're the doctor that treated her, that illegally switched her meds after she fired you,

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that went behind the back of her actual doctor.

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Those beads from Thailand.

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If we're listing all the things that you pressured me into.

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The point is you're the one who's on the line here, whose name is on her hospital records.

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Whose name is on her name?

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Fine. We're both on the line, but she won't discuss this with me alone.

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She and her lawyer want to meet with both of us for settlement talks.

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I need you in that meeting acting nice and respectful while I defuse this stunt.

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Yeah, well, I'm not going to that meeting, so I'm guessing you're cool if I'm not nice and respectful either.

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Picked up any new hobbies?

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How's a hobby gonna paralyze my left leg?

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If you work on vintage cars or you've taken up painting, the fumes can...

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No cars, no paints.

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You're a popular guy.

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Popular wallet.

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Three years ago before I had a dime, I had my appendix out.

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Phil was there.

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No one else even called.

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What about drugs?

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No drugs. Look, I've seen all the documentaries, I've read all the articles.

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I'm not gonna be a tabloid cliché.

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I know what I'm gonna do with my money.

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Find and build a life with the one woman I ever cared for.

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The point is nothing's changed.

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I live the same life. I eat the same food.

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Same crappy canned food.

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How many of your meals do you eat from a can?

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Most of 'em.

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I'm used to it.

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I order 'em by the case online.

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Is that bad?

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You're worried about the trickle down effect of Cuddy versus House versus Cuddy.

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You're reading subtext into my silence?

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House gets to you more than anyone.

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House thinks I'm a robot. You think I'm a wuss?

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No, no, no, no.

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I think you're repressed.

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Well, it's out of your control.

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Tough childhood, strained relations with your family.

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Can't be easy trying to succeed in a white man's world.

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First of all, white man, I've done at least as well as you have.

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Second, I didn't think you take House's view that life sucks and we're stuck.

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I think you're stuck.

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Last month or so I've turned my life around.

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- I'm happier than ever.
- Sleeping with ten women instead of four?

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Try none.

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He was cutting metal... inhaled the dust?

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Unless he was snorting lines of the stuff.

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None?

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Was having tons of sex, and I was bored, hating myself.

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Was never gonna be ready when something real came along.

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So you're becoming some kind of super monk, and I can't change at all.

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I challenge you to go one differential without House or anyone else getting under your skin.

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Since I say nothing gets to me and you won't take me at my word, how am I supposed to prove you wrong?

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I guess you can't.

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I hope that doesn't eat at you.

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Off-brand solvent. From China.

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Made of god knows what.

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Patient eats cheap canned goods by the caseload.

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Could be metal poisoning?

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He also worked with cut-rate chemicals. Could be inhalation of a toxic volatile substrate.

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Treatment for both is chelation.

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Great work.

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Alkalinize his urine and force diuresis for heavy metal poisoning.

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If that doesn't work, put him on dialysis for toxic inhalation.

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I just said treatment for both is chelation.

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And I said force diuresis and try dialysis. You need a transcript?

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You want to put him on dialysis, risk infection and hemodynamic swings when we can just chelate?

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Settle down.

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If we chelate, we're not gonna know what disease he had,

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which means we're not gonna know if the problem was in his lousy old job or his still-lousy new life.

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Which for the purposes of a metaphorical argument is very important.

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Pointless to argue.

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He's the boss. He needs his puzzle solved.

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Why bang our heads against the wall?

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When you're done with the patient, treat Foreman by banging his head against the wall.

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Where's the dialysis machine?

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Who cares? Since I ordered chelation.

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We'll flip a coin, tell House it was one disease or the other.

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Worst case, he finds out and he's impressed we defied him.

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I'm sorry. I asked you to remove the dialysis equipment, not the chelation equipment.

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And Dr. Cuddy asked me to remove all equipment.

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She de-authorized all treatment.

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She won't let us make a move until you agree to a sit-down with the godmother and her consigliere.

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Bitch to king four.

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Checkmate. Patient can't use his leg.

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You have to concede.

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Or I could just knock all the pieces onto the floor.

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You're discharging me?

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We really...

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Don't have a good lie here, so...

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You got caught in some politics between our boss and his boss, but you'll be out of here 20 minutes tops.

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I'm not better, but you're kicking me out?

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Which is why it'll only be 20 minutes. See, the dean of medicine acts tough, but she's not really.

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She'll step in, readmit you.

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So you're saying that she cares more about his treatment than the doctor who's actually treating him.

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Phil, shut up.

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Cyrus.

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Jennifer.

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It's good to see you.

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I read about you in the paper, so I hopped the first train from Virginia.

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So you read that he struck it rich?

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He's right.

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It--it must look weird.

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It kind of is weird.

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Well, we're a long way from the third street jetty.

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I just wanted to see you again and say hi, so... hi.

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Hi.

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- I was starting to think I'd never find my...
- Baby bear.

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Oh, my god. I'm--I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

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I--I don't even feel nauseous.

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- I don't know why--
- Your hand is shaking.

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Okay. You're having a focal seizure.

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What does that mean?

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It means you're not getting discharged.

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We were right that it's a brain issue, but wrong about toxic inhalation and metal poisoning.

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Everyone else is waiting--

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That was totally courageous of Khloe to tweet about her weight gain.

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House, I've got a patient with a seizure disorder who can't walk.

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Another one? Thought we kicked out the last one.

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- Obviously I'll let you treat your patient.
- What are you doing?

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We got a patient with a walking disorder who can't seize.

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No, wait. I'm close, though, right?

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I wasn't finished.

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Of course I'll let you treat your patient if you meet me halfway.

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Well, I guess I'm not finished either.

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No clinic hours for the next quarter.

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Yeah, three parking spots, next to each other, so I can park diagonally, and three pairs of your underwear.

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I'm thinking of taking up sailing.

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Forget it.

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Treat your patient, don't treat your patient. Come to the meeting, don't come to the meeting.

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I'm done playing your game.

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You realize the game is automatically over when the loser loses, right?

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Neurological Lyme disease explains the seizures and the paralysis.

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But not the fact that Chase seems to be treating you.

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He claims he can swear off sex indefinitely.

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Also claims that I am a boiling cauldron of repressed rage.

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Your theory is idiotic.

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The patient's antibody titers were negative for Lyme disease.

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And I shared a motel room with your ex-girlfriend.

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You make a good point about the antibody titers.

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He's a rock.

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How's your brother--homeless guy?

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Haven't heard from him in months!

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I don't know. Wish I did.

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Postural hypotension, which could have reduced the blood supply to his brain.

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He'd be a miserable wretch.

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- Actually, the prognosis is--
- Oh, I'm sorry. No, I just meant his life is gonna unravel.

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In fairness, that applies to any diagnosis.

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Why do we do this?

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It's not postural hypotension. He's not orthostatic.

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His life may unravel, it may not.

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He's not chasing after material things.

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Too bad. He might actually get those.

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He's looking for love. Just tracked down an old girlfriend.

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And she'll never live up to the memory, and the thrill of finding her will wear off,

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and he won't even be able to dream about being happy.

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Interesting.

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The patient may have found some long-ago nookie, but it doesn't mean he hasn't had some in the meantime. Herpes encephalitis.

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Explains the neurological symptoms.

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EEG to confirm, IV acyclovir to treat.

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How's Foreman's BP holding?

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Same.

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That's strange, since I unplugged the lead 30 seconds ago.

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Admirable effort.

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And I'm not just saying that 'cause I'm scared you might turn green and rip through your own clothes.

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Down on the patient's romance because your own lifespan is shorter than dinner and a movie?

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You're the one who said miserable stays miserable.

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You keep saying it. Several times a day.

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I love being back, having every theory you and I share used as proof of my own personal damage.

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I'm afraid we'll need you to step out when the EEG begins.

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The waiting area's just down the hall.

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I got to catch an early train in the morning anyway.

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No, don't.

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I'll put you up in a nice hotel, or rent you a furnished place.

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I came for the night 'cause I wanted to see how you were.

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Maybe get back in your life a bit, but if I take your money...

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What's wrong with a nice place to stay?

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Unless of course...

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You don't want to stay.

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I guess I could keep my motel room another night or two.

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Need a consult.

246
00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:32,620
Did an EEG on my patient.

247
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:38,250
Turns out the reason that prior doctors thought it wasn't a neuro problem is because it's not a neuro problem.

248
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,620
The EEG did show signs of metabolic distress.

249
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:42,860
Well, scan his abdomen.

250
00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:47,800
Yeah, let's assume we'd already figured that out on our own, and found a mass on the pancreas.

251
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,820
Mass looks solid. I'd say it's cancer.

252
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:57,630
Paraneoplastic syndrome would explain the neurological symptoms.

253
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,160
You need to get a piece of it. Schedule a CT-guided biopsy.

254
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,350
Yeah, let's assume we'd already figured that out on our own.

255
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,220
Then what's this consult?

256
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:13,120
Why haven't you been yelling at me about the Cuddy twins?

257
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,420
Because you're doing the right thing.

258
00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:18,820
Are we talking about the same issue?

259
00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:22,540
Is there something I don't know about that I'm responding to appropriately?

260
00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:24,620
Cuddy wants you in the middle of this.

261
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:28,030
So does Arlene. Because they don't want to face their own problem.

262
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:34,090
Somehow, in your knee-jerk, juvenile way, you tripped and fell into an actual adult response to this.

263
00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,380
You're right.

264
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,980
That was Cuddy's strategy all along.

265
00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:52,350
She wanted me to think that she desperately needed me to be there so that I wouldn't be there.

266
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,090
- Where is Dr. House?
- I didn't want him here.

267
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,970
This isn't about her treatment at Princeton Plainsboro.

268
00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:08,510
It's about the fight we had last week.

269
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:13,980
I'd like a moment with my mother to try and work this out on our own.

270
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:17,080
- I'm afraid my client doesn't want to--
- It's mother's day Sunday.

271
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,910
We can't have five minutes alone to fix this?

272
00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:23,500
Relax. You can still bill me for the time standing in the hallway.

273
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:31,940
I know you're mad at me, but you can barely make it up those stairs.

274
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:34,260
How many nights have you spent on your couch?

275
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,080
This has nothing to do with our fight.

276
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,160
We're talking about my home, not a prison camp.

277
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,030
What did I just say? I think it was something about this not being personal.

278
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:45,320
You can spend time with Rachel. I can watch over you. Win, win.

279
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,320
Maybe I've got a medical thing.

280
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:52,470
Maybe I just think I'm talking, but no one can hear me, not just my uncaring daughter.

281
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,530
- What do you want?
- 20 grand.

282
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:59,810
I'll hire help and forget this nightmare you put me thr-- make it 30.

283
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,020
I'll put in a stair lift.

284
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:09,610
If my board even hears about these threats, let alone a settlement, they'll investigate what happened while you were here as a patient.

285
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:12,770
House and I could both lose our licenses.

286
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:19,830
I've been assuming this is personal because I don't want to assume that that's what my mother wants.

287
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,210
- House.
- Ex-not-mom-in-law.

288
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:32,890
- You said you weren't coming.
- After you said pretty please with sugar on top?

289
00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:38,950
Problem is we only give store credit, so I say we put your old, cracked poisonous hip back in.

290
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,330
Here and now.

291
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,770
I saved your life.

292
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,550
- Happy to un-save it.
- He is being an ass.

293
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:47,440
- If I could join you in suing him--
- She's like this in bed too.

294
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,730
Always scheming to get the lawyers out of the room.

295
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:58,400
If House isn't going to take this seriously, I know a few judges who will.

296
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,530
Was I supposed to be the good cop?

297
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,750
I had to rig the monitor.

298
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,450
I had a lot of salt with breakfast.

299
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,490
You think I'm repressed too?

300
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:20,550
I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.

301
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,170
Well, what about Chase?

302
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,360
Believe all that nonsense about him being celibate?

303
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,250
Don't know, but I'm rooting for him.

304
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,210
Read the studies.

305
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:31,750
The fewer partners you have, the happier you are with your ultimate partner.

306
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,690
Then you're gonna be miserable.

307
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:40,290
Those studies, it's important that they have a control group.

308
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:43,100
There's the tumor on his pancreas.

309
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:48,330
There's one on his kidney and one in his colon.

310
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:53,410
One looks avascular, one looks vascular.

311
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:55,180
The third looks calcified.

312
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:58,100
He has three completely different cancers at once.

313
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:02,030
On average, not so lucky after all.

314
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,840
You had to go all Wile E. Coyote on me.

315
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,550
You told me that Arlene wanted me in the middle of it.

316
00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:10,690
I had to show her that no good would come of that.

317
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,660
Seriously? That's your rationalization?

318
00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:17,210
How about you didn't like that Cuddy tricked you?

319
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:19,520
Even though you wanted the same thing as her.

320
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,290
You didn't like that she got the best of you.

321
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,240
You've got more anger toward her than you realize.

322
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,380
I'm happier without her.

323
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:31,640
I'm not stupidly expecting her to make me happy.

324
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,840
I'm happier with my unhappiness.

325
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:38,200
Do you listen to what you're saying? Because I have to.

326
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:43,300
I'm holding a summit meeting to force you and Cuddy onto the same page before a lawsuit gets filed.

327
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:52,040
Three completely unrelated cancers at once.

328
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,250
Multi-cancer syndrome- Von Hippel Lindau?

329
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,430
Wouldn't have touched his colon.

330
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:04,360
I hereby certify that Dr. Foreman has not tampered with this blood pressure mechanism in any way.

331
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:09,970
And after I prove I'm 100% stress free, do I get to strap you into a chastity belt?

332
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:13,230
What if the patient's missing a tumor-suppressor gene?

333
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,790
How would we even find it?

334
00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:17,170
We need to blast him with chemo now.

335
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:19,790
We can't give the patient chemo. His platelet count's through the floor.

336
00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:21,590
Even worse, it'd contain his cancers.

337
00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:24,680
If we want to know what they have in common, we got to see where they spread next.

338
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,650
You want to wait six months while the cancer spreads and his seizures and paralysis get worse?

339
00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:30,460
Well, now, that's crazy talk.

340
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:35,050
But if we pump the patient full of vascular endothelial growth factor...

341
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:37,980
Foreman doesn't like that idea.

342
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,320
You want to grow more and bigger cancers?

343
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:54,110
We can't figure out what three small ones have in common, maybe can figure out what eight big ones have in common?

344
00:20:56,990 --> 00:21:01,250
Is this idea real, or are you just threatening to kill the patient to screw with me?

345
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,420
This whole thing is idiotic.

346
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,560
What does it matter what's inside of me if I know how to control it?

347
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,360
Makes no difference to us, but you may want to make out a will.

348
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:19,460
Go get lotto boy's consent, and turn his cancers up to 11.

349
00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:33,360
You, what, found my old yearbook, and got a picture of my high school boyfriend?

350
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,000
Actually, that would have been a lot simpler.

351
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,010
No, I took this ten minutes ago.

352
00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:47,200
Your high school boyfriend who dumped you, leaving you unable to believe that anyone can rekindle an old flame.

353
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,790
He dumped me after I hooked up with his sister.

354
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,780
Would you mind letting him down gently?

355
00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:01,280
I might have made promises you can't keep.

356
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,670
We're giving you more cancer.

357
00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:10,780
The risks of that are kind of obvious.

358
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:13,120
We'll scan you, run your blood at frequent intervals.

359
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,970
We believe this is our best chance at finding the underlying genetic flaw.

360
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:28,900
Will you marry me?

361
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:34,970
Don't be stupid.

362
00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:42,270
If this cancer overwhelms me, at least I'll die happy here and now, instead of hoping for a future I may never have.

363
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,000
I love you.

364
00:22:47,010 --> 00:22:48,390
No, you don't.

365
00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:51,050
You don't know. You can't know.

366
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,340
We both need more time.

367
00:22:57,340 --> 00:23:00,010
And I believe we're gonna have it.

368
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,040
Do you notice she's wearing different clothes every day?

369
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,900
As opposed to the same, starfleet-issued tunic?

370
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:14,110
She said she came for one night. Why'd she pack for more?

371
00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:17,010
So she stuffed an extra sweatshirt in her bag, or she bought something.

372
00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,690
Used? She's here because an old beau struck gold.

373
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:22,020
She turned down a proposal. How long a game you think she's playing?

374
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:24,930
I think if she said yes after 14 hours, even he'd be suspicious.

375
00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:30,920
You're lucky you're hot and smart, because-- well, you're just lucky you're hot and smart.

376
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,080
I need a hooker.

377
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,180
Not if you can make that work.

378
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:56,470
How is that supposed to relax you?

379
00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,080
It's not for me. It's for Chase.

380
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,780
I'm saving myself too. Maybe you should get a couple.

381
00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:03,290
You're riding me. Why not ride him?

382
00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:05,680
Because I can get a rise out of your BP.

383
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,870
His pp on the other hand...

384
00:24:07,870 --> 00:24:10,120
Forget yoga. Embrace Zen.

385
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,290
You're a repressed idiot. He's a horny idiot.

386
00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:14,420
Neither one of you can do anything about it.

387
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,880
Pretty sure that's Zen.

388
00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:40,170
Thought we were meeting in Cuddy's office.

389
00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:44,650
And I put one of the radio frequency tagged sponges from the OR in your portable television.

390
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,630
However much it hurt, I did have a right to break up with you.

391
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:49,750
You just want everything to have a hidden personal agenda.

392
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:53,240
You need to get over it instead of torpedoing our jobs out of spite.

393
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,120
Couldn't just be that you're a pain professionally.

394
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,830
Stop!

395
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,340
You're both at fault here.

396
00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:02,180
You for trying to manipulate House when you used to know better, and you for...

397
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,560
Being you, which an especially bad idea under the circumstances.

398
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,400
I had good reasons.

399
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,430
You had lame rationalizations.

400
00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:13,810
If I hadn't played him, he'd have found out about the meeting and crashed it anyway.

401
00:25:13,810 --> 00:25:15,790
- Would have been a lot more efficient.
- Enough!

402
00:25:15,790 --> 00:25:18,900
Okay, here's what's gonna happen. Tomorrow I drive both of you to Arlene's.

403
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:23,460
You're gonna write her a personal check for $30,000, and tell her she can stay in her own home with your blessing.

404
00:25:23,460 --> 00:25:26,870
You're gonna do this because you actually give a crap about your job

405
00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:31,490
and this hospital and your mother, and possibly even House.

406
00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:34,960
And you're gonna say, "I'm sorry," and not utter one syllable more.

407
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,110
Because I'm an idiot?

408
00:25:36,110 --> 00:25:41,380
No, because if you don't, I'm gonna tell the pharmacy to stop issuing Vicodin prescriptions in my name.

409
00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:46,670
I'm not paying for gas.

410
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,150
Anything look different?

411
00:25:53,150 --> 00:25:54,800
Not yet.

412
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,040
Where's Jennifer?

413
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,530
She's embezzling money from my Swiss bank account.

414
00:25:59,430 --> 00:26:01,100
That's what you think, isn't it?

415
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,380
I'm being taken for a ride?

416
00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:08,400
I think she wouldn't be here if you were still fixing refrigerators.

417
00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:12,890
One random set of numbers doesn't change human nature.

418
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,130
Those sets of numbers are what kept me going.

419
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:22,220
Clutching those tickets, thinking about the life I could have, finding Jennifer again.

420
00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:25,760
So you figure if one long-shot dream came true the other one will as well?

421
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,070
You think you're protecting me.

422
00:26:30,610 --> 00:26:32,340
I think you're sad.

423
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,450
Can't stand to see somebody happy.

424
00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:46,010
Mom, here's a check.

425
00:26:46,010 --> 00:26:48,150
It's a settlement for all you've been through.

426
00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:51,850
Of course you can stay in your home. It was wrong of me to suggest otherwise.

427
00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:57,050
I'm sorry.

428
00:26:57,930 --> 00:27:00,280
That we saved your life.

429
00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:04,780
In the way that we did.

430
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,220
B-plus.

431
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:08,860
I hope this resolves everything.

432
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:14,020
- I can tell you that both your daughter and Dr. House--
- This is 30 grand.

433
00:27:14,430 --> 00:27:16,640
- Which is what you asked for.
- This covers pain and suffering.

434
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,380
What about the probate lawyer?

435
00:27:19,770 --> 00:27:22,640
- Do you two...
- I have to change my will.

436
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:28,160
Leave everything to Julia so this one doesn't try more funny business to get control of my home.

437
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,050
I'm sure we can toss in another 2,500.

438
00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:32,730
Well, I guess I'll have to kill you tonight then.

439
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,250
- Mom, I'm not interested in--
- You already think you own my body.

440
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:39,120
- Why not my home too?
- Everybody stay calm, and--

441
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,960
You have to lash out at everyone who tries to help you?

442
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,030
Live in your own kitchen sink for all I care.

443
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,890
Harsh.

444
00:27:45,890 --> 00:27:49,310
I didn't think you had a case before, but that is no way to talk to a patient.

445
00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:52,100
You are right.

446
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:07,060
Chase has had his eyes on this one for months.

447
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,520
Meaning he has eyes?

448
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,920
I paid her 100 bucks.

449
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:16,240
When he hits on her-- might be tonight, might be next week-- she's gonna slap him and storm off.

450
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,540
So your plan is to prove you're both full of crap all in one move?

451
00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:22,300
First he'll compliment her hair.

452
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:24,710
That's how he breaks the ice.

453
00:28:24,710 --> 00:28:29,850
Next comes some kind of joke or story. He's sharpening his harpoon.

454
00:28:29,850 --> 00:28:32,210
Are my moves this predictable?

455
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,450
She's grabbing his arm.

456
00:28:35,450 --> 00:28:38,320
He's going in for the kill.

457
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,290
Don't let it get to you.

458
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,690
Poured a lot of gas on the fire.

459
00:29:13,690 --> 00:29:18,020
Ultrasound will give us a good look at the damage. Little more gel.

460
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,980
I never made a will.

461
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:23,070
- I want to provide for you, if I don't--
- Stop it, will you?

462
00:29:23,070 --> 00:29:24,990
Like you to hold your breath for a sec.

463
00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:28,850
Your money, there's charities, causes.

464
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,440
Your family.

465
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,770
You got to ask yourself what's mattered to you most year in and year out.

466
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,220
That can't be right.

467
00:29:40,970 --> 00:29:42,650
Is it bad news?

468
00:29:42,870 --> 00:29:50,200
No. We've been pumping you with growth factor, but you don't have any new cancers.

469
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:54,410
The tumors you had all shrank.

470
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:01,550
Three tumors disappearing means we were probably wrong about him missing a tumor-suppressor gene.

471
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,770
How many mulligans are you gonna ask for?

472
00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:06,400
This test is what raised my blood pressure.

473
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:08,600
I'm used to it now.

474
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,390
Go.

475
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:16,560
If it's autoimmune and he created antibodies that ended up fighting his own tumors...

476
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,610
Growth factor would have made the underlying autoimmune condition better.

477
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,660
Maybe it was never cancer in the first place.

478
00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:24,110
Of course it was cancer. We biopsied.

479
00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:27,510
It could have been a false positive.

480
00:30:27,510 --> 00:30:28,960
Amyloidosis?

481
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,590
His EKG voltage has been on the low end of normal.

482
00:30:31,590 --> 00:30:34,380
What if the tumors were actually protein deposits?

483
00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:38,220
GI biopsy to confirm, chemo to treat.

484
00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:41,700
She's making that diagnosis based off of low-normal EKG.

485
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:44,030
Low-normal is still normal.

486
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:47,060
That thing cannot be right.

487
00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:52,180
Low-normal is still low, and that thing does not have money riding on you being wrong, like the rest of us do.

488
00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:53,540
Chase fixed this.

489
00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:55,180
Oh, I think you're confusing Chase and Foreman.

490
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:57,410
I used to do that all the time.

491
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,970
- I know it's rigged.
- Because you're Mr. Cool?

492
00:30:59,970 --> 00:31:03,220
- Nothing could possibly faze--
- Because I took a beta blocker!

493
00:31:13,870 --> 00:31:15,570
Both times, right?

494
00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:19,290
His platelet count's still low.

495
00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:20,710
Chemo's still a death sentence.

496
00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:23,980
Treating for amyloid with normal EKG is like doing heart surgery on a guy

497
00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:25,940
because he's ten pounds overweight. It's insane.

498
00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:28,740
Well, we'll do it your way-- go shout at the patient till he gets better.

499
00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:31,690
GI biopsy to confirm, chemo to treat.

500
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,470
Here's the dirty little secret.

501
00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:44,220
I just think we are who we are.

502
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:46,330
And I think lotteries are stupid.

503
00:31:48,550 --> 00:31:50,880
Janet... hemorrhoid?

504
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,690
That's not my name.

505
00:31:56,690 --> 00:31:58,690
It's why I'm here.

506
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,430
Oh, I see. It goes across.

507
00:32:01,430 --> 00:32:05,510
We better make this fast, 'cause I'm about to lose my medical license for malpractice.

508
00:32:05,510 --> 00:32:06,650
It's nothing unusual.

509
00:32:06,650 --> 00:32:09,010
The head of the hospital's about to lose hers too.

510
00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:20,580
I heard Cuddy quadrupled your clinic hours.

511
00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:22,930
Yeah, but you know what? I'm flying through patients.

512
00:32:22,930 --> 00:32:24,170
Arlene wants another meeting.

513
00:32:24,170 --> 00:32:28,710
I know. Told my seconds to tell her seconds that she gets no second chance.

514
00:32:28,710 --> 00:32:31,110
Well, technically, it's a third chance, but I don't have thirds.

515
00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:33,230
Cuddy told her the same thing, more or less.

516
00:32:33,230 --> 00:32:35,370
So you got us on the same page after all.

517
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:39,160
I've been thinking about your irrationality, and I've come up with a rational explanation for it.

518
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,830
That's quite a challenge.

519
00:32:40,830 --> 00:32:44,680
You don't want to let go of Cuddy, so you're clinging to the negative interaction,

520
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,660
because some small part of you thinks the bad stuff beats nothing at all.

521
00:32:49,070 --> 00:32:50,800
You're almost making this work.

522
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,500
All you got to do now is change reality.

523
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,670
Perhaps if I was the one suing me.

524
00:32:55,670 --> 00:32:58,970
You didn't start it, but you had the chance to end it, and you didn't.

525
00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:01,600
You love her, House, and it's human to hang on,

526
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:07,730
but you're blowing up not just your job but any chance of any kind of relationship with her again.

527
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,290
What's that?

528
00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:29,880
It's a check.

529
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,570
For $10 million.

530
00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:43,860
Uh, I don't know what to say, I mean...

531
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,810
You already been so generous.

532
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,140
By hiring you?

533
00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:53,130
Yeah. For a whopping six figures? My own blood?

534
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,310
Best friend I ever had?

535
00:33:58,180 --> 00:34:00,220
Year in, year out.

536
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:33,500
You're wearing contacts under your glasses?

537
00:34:34,430 --> 00:34:37,840
- I must have forgotten to take them off when I--
- They're tinted.

538
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,580
Do you change your eye color?

539
00:34:40,710 --> 00:34:42,840
Sometimes I like to mix it up.

540
00:34:43,890 --> 00:34:45,530
I don't understand.

541
00:34:45,530 --> 00:34:48,220
- What are you...
- Wait, you--

542
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,630
You don't have brown eyes?

543
00:34:56,350 --> 00:34:58,900
Where'd the name baby bear come from?

544
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,150
It's so long ago, I don't...

545
00:35:03,150 --> 00:35:08,090
It's a birthmark on your left breast in the shape of a bear.

546
00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:10,430
You forgot that?

547
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:17,940
It's the one thing I never told you.

548
00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:21,060
That's why she doesn't know.

549
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:24,200
It's not like that.

550
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,470
I swear.

551
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,800
Get out. Get out, both of you.

552
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,960
- Come on, man.
- Get out.

553
00:35:35,530 --> 00:35:37,890
- I'm sorry.
- Get out!

554
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,400
Both of you!

555
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:49,400
You were right.

556
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,770
I'm just another lottery fool.

557
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:54,860
My life sucks.

558
00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:57,180
It'll always suck.

559
00:35:57,850 --> 00:35:59,070
He's crashing.

560
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:01,070
Everything's shutting down.

561
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:10,750
Patient had a cardiac arrest, and his lungs and liver failed before we even started the chemo.

562
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:14,160
Brain symptoms that aren't brain symptoms, tumors that come and go?

563
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,020
It's not amyloidosis.

564
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,440
You're forgetting alopecia.

565
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,570
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were just listing the things it's not, alphabetically.

566
00:36:22,570 --> 00:36:25,650
His long lost love is a fraud. Thirteen figured that out.

567
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:26,880
Good for her.

568
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,940
Decades of menial work, three cancers couldn't make him die miserable.

569
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:32,200
She just did.

570
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,260
The truth made him miserable.

571
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:36,490
It's like there's two of me.

572
00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:41,580
Keep the clinic shut down.

573
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:44,140
But wherever it is, it's isolated to the administrative floor.

574
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,850
I'm not gonna evacuate the whole...

575
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,800
Only way to get the two of you in the same place at the same time.

576
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,050
Reopen everything.

577
00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:05,060
Readmit everyone. Now.

578
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:11,290
I want you both to know I'm filing the suit today, delivering the paperwork to your counsel's office.

579
00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:13,270
You have to be destructive. You have to tear things apart.

580
00:37:13,270 --> 00:37:16,930
God forbid you should say what's really on that twisted mind of yours?

581
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:18,840
And you're the great peacemaker?

582
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,080
Single mom, can't keep a man long enough to cook a meal.

583
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,740
You'd be dead if it weren't for our mistreatment.

584
00:37:25,740 --> 00:37:28,000
And somehow you'd still find something to whine about.

585
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,940
- We'll let the court decide who's whining, since you're so sure... 
- We're not getting back together.

586
00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:36,710
What are you talking about?

587
00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:39,020
It's the only explanation.

588
00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:44,040
Why she keeps making threats without ever filing her stupid, yet completely valid lawsuit.

589
00:37:44,870 --> 00:37:48,700
Why she ripped up her will, why she kicked half the hospital out on the street.

590
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:51,710
She wants us united against her.

591
00:37:51,710 --> 00:37:58,270
This is her drawing blood over the latest of a long line of imaginary slights.

592
00:37:58,270 --> 00:38:03,330
She doesn't care if anyone else is happy for a single--

593
00:38:06,010 --> 00:38:08,130
Look at you idiots.

594
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,510
Who else is gonna put up with either of you?

595
00:38:15,850 --> 00:38:18,180
I asked you to move in.

596
00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:23,240
That meant we weren't gonna reconcile.

597
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:27,990
I'm sorry, mom.

598
00:38:29,930 --> 00:38:33,880
Some things take more than a common enemy.

599
00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:39,270
Then you're an idiot with impossible standards.

600
00:38:55,290 --> 00:38:56,990
Common enemy.

601
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,090
One way to trigger brain symptoms when there's nothing wrong with your brain

602
00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:05,080
have something else turn your brain into a common enemy.

603
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:12,970
You have a teratoma, a usually harmless congenital growth which can be filled with almost any kind of tissue.

604
00:39:12,970 --> 00:39:15,890
And, unusually, not at all harmless.

605
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:21,580
If I'm right, yours is filled with primitive cells, some of which developed into brain cells.

606
00:39:21,580 --> 00:39:24,530
These foreign cells leaked into your bloodstream.

607
00:39:24,850 --> 00:39:27,510
Now, the body is a little xenophobic.

608
00:39:27,510 --> 00:39:29,230
It creates antibodies.

609
00:39:29,230 --> 00:39:33,550
The problem is, there's not much difference between brain cells in your abdomen and brain cells in your brain.

610
00:39:33,550 --> 00:39:38,620
To make matters worse, primitive cells can become almost anything.

611
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:40,120
Grow like weeds.

612
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:45,430
Which means they can turn into tumors, destroy whole organ systems.

613
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,170
But the cancer?

614
00:39:49,170 --> 00:39:50,470
Was cancer.

615
00:39:50,470 --> 00:39:53,900
Just growing so fast it collapsed under its own weight.

616
00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:57,220
Am I gonna live?

617
00:39:57,220 --> 00:40:01,380
Cut out the teratoma, what's left of your cancer, you should be fine.

618
00:40:02,450 --> 00:40:05,150
Think of it as your second luckiest day.

619
00:40:05,510 --> 00:40:07,740
It's hard to feel lucky.

620
00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:10,150
The woman I love was a fraud.

621
00:40:10,150 --> 00:40:13,650
No, actually a fraud was a fraud.

622
00:40:13,650 --> 00:40:16,310
You fell for her just the same.

623
00:40:16,310 --> 00:40:20,600
You may stay miserable, but your long lost love is not gonna be the reason why.

624
00:41:51,110 --> 00:41:53,110
It's the real Jennifer.

625
00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:57,140
Or at least the only one to show up who actually has the birthmark.

626
00:41:57,380 --> 00:42:00,060
He's renting her an apartment.

627
00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,820
It'll end horribly.

628
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:04,670
Not for him.

629
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:11,000
She may take all his money, and he may be a naive idiot, but...

630
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,780
He'll always be hopeful, so he'll always be happy.

631
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:20,620
You lost your mother.

632
00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:22,520
You euthanized your brother.

633
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,610
You got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom.

634
00:42:26,690 --> 00:42:30,770
If you can convince yourself that you'd be miserable no matter what even without all that stuff,

635
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:36,300
then maybe you don't have to hate the universe for dumping a giant turd on you.

636
00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:40,870
Fatalism is your survival mechanism.

637
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,880
And you?

638
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,550
Dumped by everyone you've ever loved.

639
00:42:48,550 --> 00:42:50,360
Rehab was a bust.

640
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,370
Your leg feels like somebody took a giant bite out of it.

641
00:42:56,390 --> 00:42:58,550
We are who we are.

642
00:42:59,370 --> 00:43:01,640
Lotteries are stupid.

643
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,030
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