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Move it!

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Faster! Push!

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- Quit slacking!
- I'm not slacking.

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- Is that how you talk to your drill instructor?
- Sir, I'm not slacking.

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You stand up. You look me in the eye!

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- I feel lousy. I can't.
- "Can't" doesn't exist here!

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Now, you finish this course, or you're in isolation the rest of the day, you hear me?

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MacDonald, you ready to make Parks eat your dust?

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- Sir, yes, sir!
- Ready, go!

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Are your ears malfunctioning? I said go! Go!

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Go! Get down! Get down!

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Belly down!

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Belly down.

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Move it!

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Get up on there. You've gotta push.

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Move it. Don't you dare fall.

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Grab the bars. Grab there!

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Move it! Move it! Knees up.

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Knees up! Move! Move!

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Find the wall! Hit that wall! Hit that wall!

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Move it. Get up on there.

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Don't you fall on me. Faster! Move it!

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What's the matter, Parks?

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You got a boo boo?

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Sir, I'm bleeding, sir.

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- Is your life in immediate danger?
- No.

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Then you get your ass up over that wall!

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I said get your ass over the--gaaa!

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- What's going on?
- My back hurts.

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I can't move.

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Help. Help. I can't get up.

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"Can't" doesn't exist here.

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Get--

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www.gwedynn.com

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- We should not be looking at this.
- He sent out an alert.

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It would be rude not to look. Though I am straining my eyes.

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- What are we checking out?
- Your profile page.

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Why? I haven't--

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That... is not me.

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That is you.

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That's me, but that is not.

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Whoever did this made it smaller.

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Much, much smaller.

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Whoever did this has a bone to pick with you.

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- Ironic, since your bone is--
- Is not in that picture.

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My proof is right here. You really want to see it?

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Oh, whoa. Convinced.

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You have any idea who did this?

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I don't even know where the original picture is from.

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The bathroom at the Carlton Hotel.

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The towel. Hotel logo's reversed.

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Shot must have been taken in the mirror.

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We were there for Sanford Wells' wedding.

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- That must narrow it down.
- He slept with three women there.

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Oh, you're a whore.

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38-year-old former marine came into the ER with back pain.

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Now his bladder aches as much as his back because he can't empty it.

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What are we looking at this morning? Up-skirt celebrity?

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Endearingly funny cat?

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Another study about gays being better parents.

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We were lured in by the word "lesbian."

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Has he taken any antihistamines or anticholinergics?

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Nope. And the ER ruled out enlarged prostate, stopped colon, and spinal injury.

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Military history--

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In suspiciously good shape for his age.

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Makes a living bullying kids.

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I'm thinking... steroids?

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Fascinating.

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Thanks. We can wean him off--

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Steroids isn't fascinating, it's moronic.

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There's no other sign of hormonal imbalance.

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What's fascinating is that you equate discipline with bullying.

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Which means that your parents either disciplined you too much or too little-- I'm guessing too little.

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It's hardly surprising you agree with our patient's philosophy.

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You run your department like a boot camp.

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As if cruelty ensures performance.

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Oh, is this where I'm supposed to disagree with you?

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The diagnosis of urinary retention depends on the particular mechanical cause.

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We need to know if there's a blockage in the urethra versus a nerve or a muscle problem with the bladder.

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Fascinating... without misdirect.

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Cath him and see what's stopping him from emptying his bilge.

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Oh, not you, Chase.

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Sending Captain Micropenis to deal with what is probably normal-sized equipment, it's too cruel, even for me.

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Good morning.

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And what brings the lesser Cuddy to these parts?

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Pediatrician appointment for an s-h-o-t.

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Waldenwood insists vaccination reports go in with the application. Honey, finish your oatmeal.

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Waldenwood.

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Is that by any chance a boarding school or a work camp?

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- It's our first-choice preschool.
- Blocks made of gold...

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Kids don't have to pick their own noses...

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Great facilities and teachers.

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And they're known for their gifted program.

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You sure that's the right place for her?

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Sounds a little snobby.

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I've done my research. We visited.

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It's a perfect fit.

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You'll feel pressure.

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I need you to tell us when the urge to void becomes unbearable.

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Sorry, can't make you feel better till we make you feel worse.

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I get it. Goes for what I do too.

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We cause pain when it's the only option.

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The kids I work with at the camp are there because a judge sent them.

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I can't teach them good behaviors without first getting rid of all their bad ones.

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That's not gonna happen unless I push them.

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I don't see why metaphorical pushing has to involve actual pushing.

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I may work these kids hard, but I never hit them.

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You march them into the ground instead of knocking them there.

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Yeah, well, it beats the alternatives, which is ending up in jail or in a gang or... a coffin.

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How often do you pull that off?

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Two-thirds never re-offend. That's better numbers than Juvie.

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She's brilliant, but new to the real world.

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Yeah.

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- Hey, doc, I gotta go.
- Let's empty you out.

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Take this urine to Taub. Have him screen it for bacteria.

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I'll analyze this data.

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Half hour on the phone, no go.

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- Website won't take down the picture.
- I thought their policy doesn't allow nude photos.

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Now tap the tube gently against the table to re-suspend the cells.

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They don't.

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Technically... I'm no longer nude.

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Maybe you should shut down your account.

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I tried, but whoever did this changed my password, so I can't even prove it's my page.

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Well, there's a clue. She's got serious text skills.

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My password was "password."

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You're a dumb whore.

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Do any of the three seem like a more likely suspect?

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Maybe one was clingier?

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I don't even remember their names.

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Listen, this is a tough time for me.

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Breaking up with Rachel, moving into a hotel.

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I want you to know how much your humiliation has eased my burden.

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Urine is clean for bacteria.

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Not surprising, since his bladder tests show that his pain problem is really a nerve problem.

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- Neurogenic bladder.
- Could mean spinal cord tumor, cerebral palsy.

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- House is gonna go right for syphilis.
- How can he be so sure?

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Rare complication of an embarrassing illness.

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- It's practically a House special.
- I want to get ahead.

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Let's go test his blood for syphilis.

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Okay, I'm gonna take some blood. This will only hurt for a second. Ready?

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Stop it! Stop trying to kill me.

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- Hey, let her go.
- That girl was trying to kill me!

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Let her go.

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- Security, get some help in here!
- Let me go.

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Let me go!

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She's fine. How 'bout we get back to someone who isn't?

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The patient's in restraints and on Haldol, which seems to have made him lucid.

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Differential diagnosis.

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Back pain, neurogenic bladder, psychosis.

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A symptom which we learned about when he choked me.

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- Hate to slow us down by acknowledging it.
- And yet you have.

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Tertiary syphilis fits.

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The tests came back negative. Several meds could cause those symptoms.

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Tricyclic antidepressants, Ritalin.

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Also other native plants. Wormwood, jimson weed.

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The amount of jimson weed or Ritalin he'd have to ingest, seems like he would have mentioned it.

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Unless he didn't know about it.

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Maybe one of those kids at the camp got tired of Driscoll's lessons and poisoned him.

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Go to the camp.

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Check for potential poisons.

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I all but ignored your assault, showed you no compassion whatsoever, but you came up with a good idea.

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Score one for tough love.

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Glad to hear you met someone you like.

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- Weddings are good for that.
- I was hoping to get in touch.

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The thing is, I'm a bit fuzzy on names.

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Sorry. Open bar.

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She was sitting at Dr. Simpson's table.

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Brunette, purple dress, low-cut.

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That's my niece, Winn Phillips.

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Your niece?

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Fantastic.

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Her info is in your email.

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Also, there was a blonde.

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Green dress.

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You want me to hook you up with two women?

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Actually, three.

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How do you cheat on a test when there's no test?

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Sorry, not playing.

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Go away, House.

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I am not giving you advice just so you can distort it to suit your own warped world view.

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But it's been working so well.

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Cuddy wants to get Rachel into Waldenwood preschool.

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The problem is, Rachel's dumber than a paste sandwich.

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And her not getting in bothers you.

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You care about Rachel. That was not advice.

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Cuddy cares about her.

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When Rachel gets rejected, Cuddy will be upset.

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And as the boyfriend, I will be expected to be supportive and consoling.

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Not your strengths, I grant you. Leave it alone.

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It's just a play date. It'll be fine.

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Play date being their code for way to weed out the paste sandwiches.

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They'll hand her puzzles and counting games, and Rachel will just sit there and eat the pieces.

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Oh, crap! Crap! I'm such a sucker!

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Thanks for the advice.

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That's the isolation area.

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Kids who've behaved badly go there, sometimes 23 hours a day.

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Sound like a pretty good incentive to behave.

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Yeah, by treating the symptom instead of the disease.

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Basic systems theory.

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Troubled kids are produced by troubled families.

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This place doesn't even attempt to change the environment that damaged them in the first place.

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So there are no bad kids, only bad parents?

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Then why is my brother an ex-con?

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Treating kids decently doesn't mean identically.

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Some kids need more structure or discipline.

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Nobody needs this place.

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Maybe we're coming at this wrong.

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We find a poisoner, and let them point us toward the poison.

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Driscoll's got 24 kids in his troop.

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You want to interview all of them?

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Maybe we don't need to.

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Driscoll sent me to isolation all the time. It doesn't mean I poisoned him.

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He's the psycho, not me.

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Tell 'em.

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DI Driscoll's way harder on him than the rest of us.

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Maybe because he's a bigger pain in the ass. What are you in here for?

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Shoplifting.

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You ready to upgrade to second-degree murder? Spend ten years in jail?

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If he dies because of whatever you gave him, that's what'll happen.

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That supposed to scare me?

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My mom's dead, my dad's never been around.

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And after this, I'll get bounced to another foster home.

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My future's not exactly bright.

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Prison now or later doesn't make that much of a difference to me.

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Dude, I'm not mopping the whole floor by myself.

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Your eyes are red.

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Might be an allergic reaction to the cleaning solution.

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It's just my allergies.

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- Do you take anything for them?
- Not right now.

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Why not?

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These IV fluids will help flush the drugs out of your system.

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You know which of the kids dosed me?

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It's not medically relevant.

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Look, I'm not gonna hurt him.

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But I get why you're scared of me.

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I'm real sorry about this morning.

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No apology necessary. You're ill.

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You didn't know what you were doing.

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I used to be a real screwup.

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The military taught me that actions always have consequences.

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Part of being a man is accepting them.

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And after all the times I've said that to the kids, an apology is necessary.

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- Are you okay?
- My heart's kinda racing.

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I got it.

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Heart rate is 170. PAT until proven otherwise, we've gotta slow it down. Six milligrams adenosine, IV bolus.

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Tell the nurse to get in here with the crash cart.

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Pushing fluid sent his heart into overdrive.

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It took three doses of adenosine to get it under control.

249
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:37,200
Treating him for antihistamine toxicity revealed a new symptom,

250
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,500
which revealed that he didn't have antihistamine toxicity in the first place.

251
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,400
House, where are you?

252
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,800
Playground. Great place to meet chicks.

253
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,900
- Their moms too.
- Tachycardia could be a humoral effect--

254
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,900
Mastocytosis.

255
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,500
We'd see other GI or cutaneous symptoms.

256
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,900
Pancreatic insulinoma.

257
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:56,200
It would cause bladder problems, unlike pheochromocytoma.

258
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:59,800
Well done, Chase. Now, turn off your phone.

259
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,200
- You heard that?
- It's on vibrate.

260
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:05,000
I'm assuming it's been ringing almost nonstop since you changed your status update

261
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,300
to "nothing lights my fire like a lady of size--

262
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,500
Less than three bills, don't bother calling."

263
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,100
Followed by your cell number.

264
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,900
No, no, no, you're right. This is in no way clever and hysterical.

265
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:23,800
Before you start rolling anyone in flour, work the patient out for a pheo.

266
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Adrenaline pituitary scans, 24-hour urine collection.

267
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,250


268
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,100
How soon after the admissions session did the child get sick?

269
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,400
The kid barely got home before she collapsed.

270
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,100
Her parents are a wreck. Desperate for answers.

271
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:42,500
Have you experienced any symptoms, or does someone else oversee these sessions?

272
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,300
The teachers supervise.

273
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:48,000
No one's mentioned feeling sick. I'd love to call the family and offer my support.

274
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,900
Sorry, I can't reveal names.

275
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,300
Doctor-patient confidentiality.

276
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,300
So this is where all the admissions play dates happen?

277
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,100
- She wouldn't have been in another room?
- This is where we have them all.

278
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,100
- Maybe, to be safe, we get rid of these toys.
- No, no, no, don't do that.

279
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,200
I'll tell you if anything's toxic.

280
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,800
For now, you should minimize your exposure.

281
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,500
I'm supposed to be supervised.

282
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,200
The scan is pre-programmed.

283
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,600
There's no risk to the patient.

284
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:32,500
You're literally gonna sit here, watch the monitor, and chat with him if he gets lonely.

285
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,220
Still.

286
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,800
Report me.

287
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,500
How you doing in there?

288
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,800
You shouldn't bother trying to protect Landon.

289
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,400
I know he's the one who drugged me.

290
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,500
The antihistamines aren't what got you sick.

291
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,400
Doesn't change the fact that he did it.

292
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,300
I tried everything with that kid. I just...

293
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,900
Can't break through.

294
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,600
It's clear you care about him.

295
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,800
- Have you tried telling him that?
- You gotta understand something.

296
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,500
These kids, they're all manipulators.

297
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:26,200
As much as I care about all of them, I can't-- I can't show them that unless there's some mutual respect.

298
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,900
- Otherwise--
- Forget those other kids.

299
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,300
Think about this kid.

300
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,700
He watched his mother get sick and die.

301
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,200
He's never known his dad.

302
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,600
Who knows how long it's been since anyone's taken care of him,

303
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,500
or if there's ever been a man around with any degree of consistency?

304
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:50,000
I believe that you're on his side.

305
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,800
I'm betting it would help if he did.

306
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,100
You are a beautiful man. Can I leave now?

307
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:09,100
I know where all three women are, but I'd like to avoid the additional humiliation of falsely accusing any of them.

308
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,900
You IDed the hotel off this.

309
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,900
I'm hoping there's another clue in there somewhere.

310
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,100
We could enhance the image.

311
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:22,800
Maybe her face is reflected in that gleam off your butt cheek.

312
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:27,700
Or maybe it's time to chalk this up to the hazards of being a player.

313
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,000
Your zipper problems just blew up your marriage.

314
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,100
Don't move.

315
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:39,700
Unlike me, you've had the decency not to cheat on anyone, but you haven't been giving much thought

316
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,700
to who these women are, how they might feel.

317
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,400
Obviously, you hurt one of them.

318
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,200
Emotionally, you hurt her, because physically, how would you even know?

319
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:56,400
Looks like your shorty is a shorty.

320
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,500
You're early. Dinner's not ready.

321
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,350
Okay.

322
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,800
Rachel and I will go play in her room.

323
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,100
- Really?
- I'm hungry. Go cook.

324
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,700
All right, you little lump of clay...

325
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,800
Rachel. Rachel...

326
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,800
It's a new toy.

327
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,000
What kid doesn't like new toys?

328
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,600
A moron, that's who.

329
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,800
Okay, look at the pretty colors.

330
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,500
Now, what color is this?

331
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,840
Orange.

332
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,900
Yes, that is orange. What color is this?

333
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:13,100
Okay, blocks going away. Bye-bye blocks.

334
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,200
Next time, reinforce the levees.

335
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,800
Bad Corps of Army Engineers. Bad!

336
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,300
What's this?

337
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,400
Rings!

338
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,800
Look at the rings.

339
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:28,500
Now, the goal of this game is...

340
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,400
To not kill you.

341
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,100
Why are you here?

342
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,400
Wait, did you give me an STD?

343
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,100
No, I did not. Don't deflect.

344
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,500
That picture was taken by someone your height.

345
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,900
- Just take it down.
- What picture?

346
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,300
Fine. Play it that way.

347
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:03,900
So, uh...

348
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,900
You really like kittens, huh?

349
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,000
Yeah. You said you did too.

350
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,100
No wonder you're pissed.

351
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:15,300
'Cause that is not you. And I didn't take it.

352
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,400
Did you mean my height with heels or without?

353
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,800
You weren't wearing heels when we were in that room--

354
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,700
Oh, yes, you were.

355
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:27,800
I started to take them off, and then you asked me very nicely not to.

356
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,300
Why would I do this?

357
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,500
I mean, I'm not mad about what happened with us.

358
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,600
Or apparently with you and any other woman at that wedding.

359
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:40,800
Sorry, I guess my forensic analysis wasn't as advanced as I thought.

360
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,100
Wait. You know, you don't have to rush off.

361
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,800
I still have those heels.

362
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,900
Everywhere you looked, gingham and stuffed animals.

363
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,400
How did you get out of there?

364
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,600
I didn't... right away.

365
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,000
Wasn't anything wrong with her physically.

366
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,200
One down, two members of the threesome to go.

367
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,800
You should flip a condom to choose.

368
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,300
We checked his adrenal, pituitary, and thyroid glands.

369
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:09,600
Monitored his catecholamines. It's not a pheo.

370
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,200
We had to put him on a diltiazem drip to regulate his heart.

371
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:16,800
That means he's running out of time. It means you are too.

372
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,700
Your campaign to soften him up so he would go easier on the kids...

373
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000
All in a pointless attempt to validate your own upbringing.

374
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,900
- Another cardiac arrhythmia?
- Not our patient.

375
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,200
It's the ER.

376
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:35,000
That patient House admitted with back pain and urinary retention...

377
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,900
How do you feel about a matched set?

378
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:48,300
We need to track your common exposures. What shampoo do you use?

379
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:51,700
- Whatever crap the camp gives us.
- Same here.

380
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,800
We need things exclusive to you, but not the rest of the camp.

381
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,600
Otherwise, a lot more people would be sick. Toothpaste, deodorant.

382
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,600
Can't be deodorant making him sick.

383
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,100
- He doesn't wear any. Smells like a--
- Park, shut your mouth.

384
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,600
You're not my drill instructor in here, okay?

385
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,900
- Doesn't mean you get to be disrespectful.
- I can do whatever the hell I want.

386
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:10,200
- You're not in charge.
- There's gotta be a link.

387
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,700
Diet, sexual history, drug abuse.

388
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:16,300
No. Believe me, I asked. Those were some fun conversations.

389
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:17,400
Do you believe the answers?

390
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,200
I know the answer to that is always supposed to be no, but I did.

391
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,800
Not like the kid has had much unsupervised time lately.

392
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,900
Delivery for Dr. Robert Chase.

393
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:28,800
- That's me.
- The camp is in the woods.

394
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,100
There are tons of opportunities for infection that not every person will pick up.

395
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:36,700
Legionelosis from water, toxoplasmosis from dirt, brucellosis from animals.

396
00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:39,300
Too bad none of those explain his symptoms.

397
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:46,200
"Casey and Sanford Wells thank me for my extraordinarily generous donation to their wedding charity."

398
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,800
- Aww.
- Oh, God.

399
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,000
She must have gotten access to my credit card.

400
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,400
Nocardia fits. Bacteria lives in the dirt. They both--

401
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,700
Nocardia starts in the lungs, not the bladder.

402
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,000
How generous is extraordinarily generous?

403
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Call the charity.

404
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,600
- Explain the donation's a fraud.
- And take back Wells' wedding gift?

405
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,000
You are extraordinarily screwed.

406
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Bushes can make a happy hunting ground for ticks, Lyme disease.

407
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,900
Neither of our patients have a rash or tick bite.

408
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:14,800
40% of Lyme patients don't develop a rash, and a bite is easy to miss.

409
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,700
Start him on doxycycline for Lyme.

410
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:18,900
$2,500?

411
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:24,400
Cancel your credit card, find that girl, and marry her.

412
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,400
Chris Stroud, he approaches the 17th.

413
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,800
Stroud...

414
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,000
Go back. That was Jersey Shore.

415
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,600
I'm not watching that crap.

416
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:47,900
No, let him be your Guinea pig.

417
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:50,000
You can dose me after you're sure you're right.

418
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,400
The side effects are fairly limited.

419
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,500
And it would be better to treat you before you develop any more symptoms.

420
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:57,600
I want to wait.

421
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,800
I'm not your drill instructor.

422
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,700
Not trying to break you.

423
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:07,200
My only job is to make you better.

424
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,400
I truly believe this medicine is our best shot.

425
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,700
But whether or not you take it is up to you.

426
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,700
Is there anything else I can do for you?

427
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:29,500
Another pillow would be cool, if you don't mind.

428
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,400
Your turn to pick.

429
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,900
Ready, set, feed the monkey!

430
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,900
Well, this isn't weird at all.

431
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:03,500
She's got the fine motor skills of The Hulk in oven mitts.

432
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,300
Do you want a doodle? Do you?

433
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:08,000
Feed the monkey.

434
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:14,000
Cuddy puts her to bed at 7:30, which cuts way into our training time.

435
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,100
Play date's on Friday.

436
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,100
What is that?

437
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,100
Dog training clicker.

438
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:28,800
Gives immediate positive reinforcement, bridging the precious seconds between desired behavior and treat delivery.

439
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,600
House, she's not a dog.

440
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,900
It really seems to be working.

441
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:38,000
Does Cuddy know that Rachel's here, and that you're turning her into a schnauzer?

442
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,500
I told Marina that Rachel and I are working on a secret art project for mommy.

443
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:46,100
Which means that some pedes patient is about to be short one art project.

444
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:49,000
The sacrifices we make for our children's education.

445
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:54,000
Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl?

446
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:58,800
It had to be you. I gave you my credit card to pay for drinks.

447
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,000
And I gave it back. I didn't take the picture. Now go away.

448
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,500
Well, forgive me if I'm not convinced.

449
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:08,000
- You're obviously pissed at me.
- Because I thought we totally had a connection.

450
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,700
And then when you didn't ask me for my number, I--

451
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:13,100
A connection? It was a threesome.

452
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,900
Yeah, but you were obviously more into me than you were into Nika.

453
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:18,000
Kenzie, honey, you have a phone call.

454
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,500
Just a minute, dad.

455
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:23,100
I didn't want to say anything in front of her, but you could have.

456
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,500
You live with your parents?

457
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,700
Just until graduation.

458
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:28,800
College?

459
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:31,300
How old are you?

460
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:34,400
18... next month.

461
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,200
Relax, it's not illegal or anything.

462
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,900
Look, I just need this to stop.

463
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:42,500
Would you give it up already? I told you, it's not me.

464
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,100
My parents won't even let me on social networking sites.

465
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,800
Too many sexual predators.

466
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:56,800
Stop him.

467
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,000
Hey, hey. Where you going?

468
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:03,200
Hey, you're sick. You need to be in the hospital.

469
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,600
There's a million hospitals. Ones that won't send me back to that camp!

470
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,900
Landon, what's going on?

471
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:09,000
Please, help me. Don't send me back.

472
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,200
Those are my car keys. You stole them out of my pocket?

473
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,700
No bad kids, huh?

474
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:19,200
- Did you stop Landon?
- Yeah, yeah. What's wrong?

475
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,300
Oh, my legs, they hurt. The muscles are in a vise.

476
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:24,600
- What does it mean?
- I'm not sure yet.

477
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,700
10 Diazepam. 40 potassium.

478
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:37,000
The leg pain was caused by a muscle cramp from low sodium, which was caused by kidney dysfunction.

479
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,400
Landon didn't respond to doxycycline either.
I think we can rule out Lyme.

480
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,400
I thought I was getting through to him, and he just wanted to steal my car keys.

481
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,100
If only his previous behavior had given you a reason to expect that.

482
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,800
Why are you putting hot sauce on a toy?

483
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:55,300
Maybe you don't care if children chew on your caterpillar. I think it's wrong.

484
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,400
What causes kidney dysfunction on top of everything else?

485
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,100
Arsenic poisoning.

486
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:03,000
And people do change.

487
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,400
Driscoll took it to heart when I asked him to think about Landon's history.

488
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,300
He was much nicer, and then--

489
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:12,400
Wow, two ideas that don't make any sense.

490
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,100
If it was arsenic, they'd be puking and pooping.

491
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:20,100
And conversations with moralizing strangers do not make people change their behavior.

492
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,500
Rachel is not gonna do that more than once.

493
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:33,500
Whipple's could affect the brain, kidneys, heart.

494
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,200
Not without GI involvement.

495
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,100
Why is it impossible to believe I made a compelling argument, and he--

496
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:43,100
If he changed, it's because something besides you made that argument compelling.

497
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:44,900
Compromised kidneys.

498
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:49,500
Secondary to bladder issues points to botulism toxin, which lives in soil.

499
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:52,200
Got into the kid's bloodstream through the cut on his forehead.

500
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,400
Got into the drill instructor's through some abrasions on his feet.

501
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,100
Good idea. Give 'em both the antitoxin.

502
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,200
I saw my chance to get out of here.

503
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,200
- I had to take it.
- Don't make excuses.

504
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,500
You tried to steal from me.

505
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,500
Oh, these kids are manipulators. You can't let your guard down.

506
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:19,900
What do you mean "all these kids"? Don't lump me in with the losers at that camp.

507
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:23,100
Seems like you belong there. It may be your only chance.

508
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:26,600
Look, I've screwed up, but I've never been in trouble with the law.

509
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,100
You said you were in for shoplifting.

510
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:31,600
Store owner caught me trying to boost some chips and stuff.

511
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,600
Called my DCS caseworker.

512
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,700
I thought all the kids were there under court order.

513
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:46,700
- That's usually how it works.
- So why is he different?

514
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:49,100
Why would I take a naked picture of you?

515
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:51,200
You're cute, but you're not that cute.

516
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:51,900
Now please go.

517
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:54,000
You're the only one left. You're pissed off.

518
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,600
I'm pissed off because you're in my apartment, and my boyfriend might be here any minute.

519
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,100
Boyfriend.

520
00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:03,600
Last thing I want to do is publicize that I cheated on him, so why would I prank you?

521
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,400
And where was this boyfriend at the wedding?

522
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,500
- Out of town.
- Conveniently.

523
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:14,400
It's from my sister's birthday last month.

524
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,700
And before you suggest he's my brother, note how I'm kissing him.

525
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,800
You used me, I used you. It was a mistake.

526
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,700
Now I just want to forget about it.

527
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:33,400
I just got off the phone with Landon's DCS caseworker. You were right.

528
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,200
I'm not what made my argument compelling.

529
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:47,300
Where are we going?

530
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:51,100
To give your bladder an antibiotic wash to protect against infection.

531
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:04,200
- Who are you?
- I'm Dr. House.

532
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,600
And that boy is the spitting image of his mother.

533
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:14,400
Of course, I've never seen her, but his care worker told my lackey

534
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,200
that you paid his enrollment fee at the camp.

535
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,700
That could mean that you're a family friend, but then, why hide it?

536
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,500
The only person who'd want to hide it...

537
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:32,400
Is his deadbeat dad, who has decided not to be a deadbeat anymore.

538
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,500
Please, don't tell him.

539
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:49,600
We spend days looking for a link between them, and he doesn't tell us the kid is his son.

540
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,700
We were looking for exposures.

541
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,400
He didn't think it was medically relevant.

542
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,500
Soon, he won't have to worry about his kidding finding out.

543
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:58,500
Being dead makes keeping secrets much easier.

544
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:02,100
Neither one was responding to botulism treatment, and the boy started having seizures.

545
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:05,400
And Driscoll might have been right that their biological relationship doesn't matter.

546
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,500
Genetic illness emerges when people are the same age, not during the same week.

547
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,200
Unless there's a trigger.

548
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:15,000
Genetic conditions can be set off by things in the surroundings, and these two obviously share surroundings.

549
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,300
That's a relatively rare phenomenon.

550
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:18,300
Which is our specialty, I know.

551
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:21,800
Our patients are related. That can't be a coincidence.

552
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,100
I just had an idea.

553
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,000
Relevant to our case?

554
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:32,400
No.

555
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,600
Sit.

556
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:37,400
Wegener's can be brought on by exposure to heavy metals.

557
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,700
Did you see anything at the camp?

558
00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:42,100
Near the isolation hut, there were some old generator batteries.

559
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,700
Could have leaked into the soil?

560
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:46,200
Seems like someone else in the camp would have had lead poisoning.

561
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,100
You got anything better?

562
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:53,700
Treat with cyclophosphamide.

563
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,500
Go find your bliss.

564
00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,800
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a play date.

565
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:12,000
Why didn't you step forward when his mom died?

566
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:16,900
I found out she'd passed months later.

567
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,500
By then, Landon was already in the foster system.

568
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:30,500
I was figuring out a way to approach him when he got into trouble, so I brought him to the camp.

569
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,800
You need to tell him.

570
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,600
I can't. Not now.

571
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,900
If I die, the only thing I'll ever be to him is the hardass who made him run obstacle courses.

572
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:50,900
You'll apologize to me for something done in a psychotic state, but you won't own up to being his father.

573
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:54,500
What happened to "actions have consequences, a man accepts them"?

574
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:59,000
I'm in his life, and I am working to get him on the right path.

575
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,000
He doesn't need a drill instructor.

576
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,100
He needs a dad.

577
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,900
It's so sweet of you coming to this.

578
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,900
Just trying to be supportive.

579
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,500
I've heard that's what boyfriends do.

580
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:26,200
Hi, honey. Hi. Did you have fun?

581
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,500
Yeah?

582
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,100
Rachel had a great time. Played with everything.

583
00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:35,800
She's a very clever girl.

584
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:44,900
I'm sorry to ask this, but we've had some problems with parents coaching kids.

585
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:50,800
Rachel caught onto our toys unusually quickly, and she even knew the game was called "Feed the Monkey."

586
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:57,500
Uh, well, as eager as I am to have her go here, I promise you I would never do that.

587
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:03,100
Hey, Rachel, have you ever played "Feed the Monkey" before?

588
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,600
No, mama.

589
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:16,200
She seemed so dumb,

590
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:21,600
but when the pressure was on, she knew what had to be done, and she did it.

591
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,900
You're pumped 'cause your kid lied?

592
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:27,300
She's not my kid. She's a pain in the ass.

593
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:31,800
And she's a better liar than you are.

594
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,100
You didn't cut your leg getting into your truck.

595
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:37,300
The abrasion has dirt and gravel in it.

596
00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:40,600
A bit of fertilizer too.

597
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,300
Tripped in my greenhouse.

598
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,000
Growing my own organic veggies.

599
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,100
Didn't ask. Not gonna tell.

600
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,200
She didn't hesitate. She didn't oversell.

601
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:53,600
Took me years to learn how to lie like that.

602
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,200
- And Rachel has it on instinct.
- Sounds like you're real fond of that kid.

603
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,900
You're really not good with nuance, are you?

604
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:03,800
I admire her talent.

605
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,600
I'm just gonna numb you up...

606
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,900
I gotta go.

607
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:21,700
Latest kidney function test shows no improvement.

608
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,000
Nice stitches. Do they hurt?

609
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,300
No. They gave me a shot of something.

610
00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:28,800
That was Lidocaine.

611
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:33,000
It triggered an underlying genetic condition called variegate porphyria.

612
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,900
That would explain their symptoms.

613
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:37,400
But I didn't have any Lidocaine.

614
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,300
But you had a handful of antihistamines, courtesy of the deviant in the next bed.

615
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,500
It's also a porphyria trigger.

616
00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:48,100
Wait, so we have the same genetic thing?

617
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,600
Yeah...

618
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,300
Small world.

619
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,700
This is good news.

620
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:56,200
We can manage the condition with hematin.

621
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,200
A liver transplant could cure it.

622
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:05,700
Sometimes two patients share one donated liver.

623
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,100
Would that work for us?

624
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:11,200
Possibly.

625
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,400
We'd have to test your blood, tissue type.

626
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,300
- And if they matched--
- Why would they?

627
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:17,200
Just because we have the same thing making us sick...

628
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,200
Also...

629
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,700
I'm your father.

630
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,000
I don't believe you.

631
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,600
You don't think a white guy can be a bad father?

632
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,600
Happy to check your DNA.

633
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,100
Do you really think he'd say he's your dad if he isn't?

634
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,000
It's not like you're a catch.

635
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,500
You're evil.

636
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,700
Barely recognize you with your clothes on.

637
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,500
You were at the wedding with your sister.

638
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,600
Shared a room with her too.

639
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,900
I came by to change my shoes, and...

640
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,600
I found you in the bathroom.

641
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,800
It took you long enough to find me.

642
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,500
Because when someone starts pranking you,

643
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:27,100
the logical suspect is the overly protective sister of the woman you slept with once.

644
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,400
This has nothing to do with my sister.

645
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,600
Then what does it have to do with?

646
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:37,800
If you really have no clue, then you so deserve this.

647
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,200
All that creativity and energy you put into pranking me...

648
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,700
It seems like you were trying to make a point.

649
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,700
You really don't want to tell me what it was?

650
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,900
You're a really big fan of John Hughes movies.

651
00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:55,900
You inexplicably prefer Some Kind of Wonderful to Sixteen Candles, though that's probably because...

652
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:59,900
Mary Stuart Masterson looked hot in those leather gloves.

653
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:01,400
We talked at the reception.

654
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,800
That's why you hate me? It was fun.

655
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,900
It was great... until I mentioned that I don't sleep with guys on the first date.

656
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:13,500
And then you said you had to go to the bathroom, and you never came back.

657
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,500
Actions have consequences.

658
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,300
Do you seek vengeance on every guy who acts like an ass?

659
00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:22,000
Could be a full-time job.

660
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:26,700
When we were talking, you seemed like a nice guy.

661
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:30,800
So either you're a great actor, or you're a nice guy who lost his way.

662
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:35,300
Whatever the reasons, a little negative reinforcement seemed to be warranted.

663
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,000
Oh, currently, your password is "great big ho."

664
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,800
Change it back to anything but "password."

665
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,200
Hey, I'm--I'm sorry.

666
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:52,400
Let me prove it to you by taking you out to dinner.

667
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:54,800
Followed by not sleeping with you.

668
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,700
I'm serious.

669
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,600
Not on your life.

670
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:29,600
We need to talk.

671
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,100
Nothin' to say.

672
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:37,800
Okay.

673
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,400
I'll wait till you're ready.

674
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,500
You're my son.

675
00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:54,600
I'm not going anywhere.

676
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,000
Wait a minute.

677
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:16,900
- What is that?
- A doggy.

678
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:18,500
- What does it say?
- Ruff!

679
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:19,800
That's right.

680
00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:24,400
Waldenwood called.

681
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:26,600
They love Rachel, but they have no room.

682
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,900
Something about more siblings than usual.

683
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,000
We should apply next year.

684
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,200
She's a smart kid. She'll be fine.

685
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:43,600
You mean that?

686
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:47,200
Yeah, I do.

687
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:07,100
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