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You have a patient waiting. See?

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I'm waiting for a follow-up.

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If you're talking about Mr. Casdin, he has a "deceased" sticker on his file,

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as do all the other follow-ups you have scheduled for today.

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Whoops.

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I had colds all winter.

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Well, I’ve been in this room a while, but it's spring now, right?

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I feel run-down like maybe something big is coming on.

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Run-down. Come on, give me something. Sore throat?

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No.

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- Runny nose?
- No.

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I know it sounds weird, I’m a nurse, but could you run maybe a CBC or thyroid up--

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Dr. Cuddy, I need a consult.

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Until she stops seizing, I may as well go back to my office and get my diagnosis on.

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She's urinating on herself.

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She's having a seizure. If she hadn't peed--

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It's green.

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Interesting.

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http://gwedynn. Atspace.com

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35-year-old woman. Head of nursing at an old-age home.

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Neurological symptoms and "p"?

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Oh, green pee. I get it. Nice.

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"Neuro" is also written in green.

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Does that mean she has green neurological symptoms as well?

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From now on, I’m gonna use two colors.

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Green indicates irony.

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Pseudomonas infection.

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She'd have a fever. Toxins?

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Why are we taking this case?

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Welcome, your lordship.

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We were just preparing your morning briefing.

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Sorry I'm late.

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And, yes, green pee does meet the only diagnostic requirement you care about--

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It's interesting. But is it worth us taking this case?

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"Us" aren't taking anything. I'm taking. You're accepting.

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Okay, I accept.

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She has adult-onset epilepsy, and she really likes those St. Patrick's Day beers.

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Go check out the house and the office for toxins and infections.

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Her neuro exam was normal. No subsequent seizures.

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It's not life-threatening. It's not important.

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Luckily neither are you.

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- You okay?
- I'm fine.

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You and House this morning, the way you were arguing.

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Airing disagreements doesn't qualify as arguing.

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Come on, man. I'm just trying to help. We're friends.

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There are 400 Japanese teenagers you were playing Halo with last night you're better friends with.

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Your avatar should ask their avatars how they're doing.

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I consider you a good friend even if we don't hang that much outside work.

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I wasn't arguing with him.

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You kinda were.

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Fine, I was. And you know what, I was right.

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You got conned. Methylthioninium chloride. Notable side effect, green urine.

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She's a nurse. She knows the dosage. Knows how to fake a seizure.

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She pees pea soup and gets the warm attention of doctors all week long.

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She's a Munchausen, and you're her mark.

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So you're insight is based on discovering an anti-Alzheimer’s drug at an old-age home.

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No good reason it'd be sitting in her desk.

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You ever tried to pee on yourself in public? It's not easy.

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Sorry, I rushed the Jewish frat. We peed in private.

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For good reason. I can spot a fake seizure.

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Which means this was real. Which means her problem is phenol.

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Carbolic acid?

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Yeah, maybe she accidentally inhaled some at a gout treatment facility circa 1890.

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It's still in some antiseptic throat sprays.

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She's been chugging it all winter for her colds.

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Phenol explains the seizure and the urine.

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She'd have to drink five bottles a day.

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Which is why I'm sure you won't have trouble discovering evidence of it when you search her house.

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Bye.

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And you can start her on charcoal hemoperfusion for the phenol poisoning.

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Seriously?

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Oh, you were lying about the throat spray.

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That does make more sense.

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So why are you wasting Taub’s time?

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Because I don't want him to know that I'm wasting my time disproving his fake seizure theory. Zip.

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Chris?

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Chris Taub, right?

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Neil Zane.

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I was two years under you at collegiate high, remember?

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Sure.

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So you're some big doctor here now?

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I'm a doctor. You?

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Well, I was speaking at an econ course over at the university. I tripped and banged my leg.

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I have some time. Come with me.

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Tests back?

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Head CT was negative.

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What about a thyroid uptake or abdominal ultrasound?

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Sure.

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How 'bout I flash some lights in front of your face first?

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You want me to have another seizure?

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We're gonna have to give up the room unless we can confirm a problem.

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Okay.

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Damn it.

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Oh, god.

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- Please forgive me. I'm so sorry.
- What are you worried about?

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Maybe a night in jail for fraud. I have to go tell one of my employees he was right.

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I'm not a Munchausen. I'm gonna die unless you help me.

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You'll have to come up with something more original.

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A cat predicted my death.

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Cats make terrible doctors.

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Oh, no, wait, that's women. You're screwed.

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How'd you slip?

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Oh, I’ve had this dizziness problem for a while now.

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You get checked for labyrinthitis?

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On antibiotics for a week. No difference.

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Lie down a sec.

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Whoa, whoa, I’m dizzy.

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That's normal.

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So what are you teaching?

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Entrepreneurship. I'm a CEO, Osttech Industries. We make medical devices.

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All right, you can sit up.

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So did that tell you anything? Did I--

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Oh, my god. The--you just cured me.

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I figured you had a tiny calcium deposit in your inner ear, I just shifted it around.

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I've seen three doctors for this.

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- I'm buying you dinner.
- Forget it.

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Come on. I'm also in investor in a club. We'll make it a night out.

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No, I’m married, boring.

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I know some married people who aren't boring.

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A few years back, I was one of them. Good luck.

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If you're gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order.

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This is the cat, Debbie. Have you heard of her?

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Debbie. Sorry but without a last name--

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She was in the news. We found her as a kitten.

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She lives in the nursing home.

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She only sleeps next to people when they're about to die.

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Ten patients in the last year.

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And then yesterday she did it to me while I was sitting on my couch.

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Please, the whole staff, the doctors even, we all know this is real.

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Can you come back later?

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I have some business I'm conducting with the prince of Nigeria.

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Just watch this video. It'll prove I'm not lying.

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Dr. House, I’m begging you.

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Chest.

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Quick! Before she goes without attention for eight seconds.

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House.

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She's faking. The cat told me.

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Listen.

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Soft breath sounds. Means it's bronchospasm.

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Can't fake that.

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Debbie the cat spends most of her time just prowling the halls, the queen of her own private world.

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Gotta say, I don't think the changes they've made to American Idol really work for me.

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When Debbie climbs on a patient's bed and goes to sleep, we call the loved ones and tell them to come in.

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You want to treat her? She's a nut job.

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Don't we all have quirks?

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Aren't those eccentricities what make us human?

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It's like Debbie’s here on earth to bring people to the other side.

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- Also agreed is the cat does seem-- 
- Nutjobs get sick too.

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So you think this cat story is nonsense.

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And you admit she faked her earlier symptoms.

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But you still think she's actually sick now?

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Well, anything would sound ridiculous if you said it in that voice.

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Confirm she's faking or I'm gonna have to kick her out.

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There's that voice again.

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I'll give you 24 hours.

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Consecutive?

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What are you doing?

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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

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Bronchospasm, go.

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- Bronchitis.
- No cough, no fever.

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And Blofeld didn't smoke a cigar.

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He might have. Dude had a lair. Means he was rich.

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Rich people enjoy a good stogie. Sometimes send them as gifts.

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Hey, Taub, did that sound like I was awkwardly trying to segue into making a point?

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Yes.

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- Emphysema.
- Lungs were clean on the CT.

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Dogs can be trained to predict diabetic comas, epileptic seizures, they can smell cancer.

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It is possible there's something in this cat.

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It's more possible that it was just a coincidence.

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10 million nursing homes. 100 million pet cats.

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One of them was bound to pick a few winners.

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Debbie was able to predict there was something wrong with the patient before you were.

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Is that a coincidence too?

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Maybe the cat didn't predict a thing.

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Might have caused the deaths.

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We shoulda listened to Ted Nugent.

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Yeah, it could be cat scratch fever or visceral larva migrans.

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Maybe he didn't kill everyone at the nursing home, but it may be killing Morgan.

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The worms hop from the cat to the cat lady's lungs.

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I could buy that.

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Those cigars were for me.

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Hey, that reminds me, why is some fancy CEO sending you a box of Cuban cigars?

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Is it related to your money worries?

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What money worries?

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Extrapolating from the fact that he's been skipping his morning muffin,

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I'd say that he lost almost all his money on the market last year.

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I'm on a diet.

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I'm also extrapolating from the online portfolio you forgot to log off, but it's mostly the muffins.

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Scope her for worms in the lungs.

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We could help out in there.

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Yeah, it takes at least four people to look inside a crazy woman's lungs for imaginary worms.

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So you're in a good mood again.

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You need another speech about what a great friend I am?

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I'm telling my wife we don't need to downsize, but maybe we do.

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You really lost all that money?

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I don't care about the money. I just feel bad for Rachel.

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She married a guy in one situation and ended up with another, that's hard on anyone.

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Thanks. Makes me feel much better hearing my wife's a gold digger.

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No, I just meant she married this master of the universe, successful surgeon,

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and now he's basically, you know, a flunky for this mad scientist...

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Aho saves lives, so that's good.

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There are no worms in the lungs.

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What else could cause bronchospasm?

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- Severe acid reflux.
- No esophagitis. It's not reflux.

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Why are you pushing a crash cart?

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Because patients sometimes crash.

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And they haven't yet invented a crash tractor for me to drive wildly around the hallways.

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Why are we in the coma patients' room?

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You actually think the cat is going to predict someone's death?

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No, I know the cat the not going to predict anyone's death.

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Then I will have scientifically disproved--

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You didn't keep this patient despite the cat. You kept this patient because of the cat.

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You're scared there's something to it.

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If I could prove the non-existence of an omniscient god who lovingly guides us to the other side, I would.

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Cat version's gonna have to do.

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Are you scared?

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Cats brains are always in alpha mode.

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The few scientific tests that have seemed to confirm physic phenomena, that's where it takes place.

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Please tell me that you were kidding so I won't have to fire you.

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I was kidding.

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We still have a human patient, right?

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Airborne allergens possible?

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Skin test was negative.

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Lungs may be more sensitive.

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Or House just screwed up.

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If you misinterpreted the breath sounds as soft instead of loud,

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it's laryngospasm instead of bronchospasm, which you can get from a simple panic attack, which she was having.

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I also heard the lung sounds too, Taub. You saying I screwed up?

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"Screwed up" is maybe too harsh, but yes.

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Don't you want to check their charts?

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Of course not. This is a double-blind.

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I don't want to even subconsciously signal to Teddy which one's the sickest.

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Her name's Debbie.

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Are those welts on that guy's arm?

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Were they here when we got here?

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He has a severe cat allergy.

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- That never happened.
- Look at Debbie.

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Good news, mister... Limpert,

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when you don't die tonight you will finally have done something good for the world

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as opposed to your life as a... fireman.

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Foreman's airborne allergen theory makes the most sense.

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Do a methacholine challenge on catgirl to check it out.

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I told you to get rid of "death cat".

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- Do you see a cat?
- I see a litter box.

248
00:15:57,910 --> 00:16:00,080
This is a disability, Dr. Cuddy.

249
00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:03,250
- Can't make it to the men's room on time.
- On the mice too?

250
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:07,780
Well, now you see the mice actually prove that I don't have a cat.

251
00:16:07,790 --> 00:16:13,760
Are these-- are these the genetically modified lab mice from oncology?

252
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,170
Genetically modified for tastiness.

253
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,330
Get rid of the cat, and get rid of your patient.

254
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:24,400
My team's doing a methacholine challenge.

255
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:28,790
Your team just completed a methacholine challenge, which came up negative.

256
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:31,150
Who told you about the test? Taub?

257
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,040
I'll never say, but yes.

258
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:36,130
Her airways clamped down. I heard it.

259
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,350
We kick her onto the street, it could happen again.

260
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,040
I wish there was a lawsuit cat. It could warn you.

261
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:45,620
I'm sorry, but if you won't escort her out, I’ll have to get security to do it.

262
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,330
You're joining me for a good-bye smoke.

263
00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,220
I don't smoke.

264
00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:02,820
Fine. If you don't want the seventh graders to think you're cool.

265
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:13,330
I went through your purse. Horoscopes. Good luck charms.

266
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:16,140
You went to a good college, good nursing school.

267
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:18,810
So you weren't always a superstitious idiot.

268
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:23,330
- I'm not a super-- 
- How 'bout four years, that sound right?

269
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,140
That's when you switched from a family insurance plan to the one you're on now.

270
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,390
I was married. I got divorced.

271
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:33,980
Two years before that, you got chicken pox shots,

272
00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:37,120
which you only get in adulthood when you have a kid.

273
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:42,040
Or I should say when you had a kid because no kid has come to visit you.

274
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:45,320
Which all makes me think something bad happened.

275
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,780
It was my step son, Timothy.

276
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,360
What happened?

277
00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:59,380
He was in school.

278
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:03,380
He was having his morning snack. And he choked.

279
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:08,400
And the teacher saw it, and they did everything that they were supposed to.

280
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,240
He shouldn't have died.

281
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,280
You want to make it make sense.

282
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,720
What's wrong with that?

283
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:22,800
It's meaningless, is what's wrong.

284
00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:29,030
What's wrong is that it doesn't do a thing to bring your kid back or put you and your ex together again.

286
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:36,890
Rash on your neck.

287
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:40,330
Probably not enough for Cuddy.

288
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,080
- I can't breathe.
- Hey, doc.

289
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:50,270
Breath sound soft to you, doc?

290
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,690
Hooray! You're officially sick.

291
00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,690
Churg-Strauss fits best.

292
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:06,750
Here's the plan-- Taub, you change the litter box.

293
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,950
This is pathetic.

294
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,200
You're still punishing me for calling you out on the green urine lady?

295
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,050
Nope, this is for ratting me out to Cuddy.

296
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:18,960
I'm not asking you to apologize, just scoop some poop out of a box.

297
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:21,190
Just clean it.

298
00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:24,010
- Let House do it.
- Yeah, that'll happen.

299
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:27,370
He won't just continue to let our room smell like cat pee.

300
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:32,210
- I'll clean it next time. 
- I'm outta here.

301
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:45,190
Now that you've delivered that important lesson, I’m gonna go test the patient.

302
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,510
What, you think your bag's gonna die now?

303
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:54,100
Now you're punishing me because you think I'm superstitious? What do you care?

304
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,240
It's not so much about me caring per se.

305
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,520
It's more about me wondering why you're such a credulous idiot.

306
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:03,220
Thirteen, start the patient on steroids for the Churg-Strauss.

307
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:06,880
Unless we have something we need to argue about.

308
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,120
This is good stuff.

309
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,370
The best.

310
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:19,100
It's made from the distilled sweat of recently laid-off hedge fund managers.

311
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,200
Aren't you happy you came out tonight?

312
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:25,340
Yeah. I wasn't actually going to, but not the greatest day at work.

313
00:20:26,870 --> 00:20:29,600
I used to have an office like this.

314
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:30,770
Used to?

315
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,480
When I was a plastic surgeon.

316
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:37,060
But one day I took stock of my life and--

317
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,130
Screw it.

318
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,880
I had an affair with the daughter of one of my partners.

319
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:46,810
They signed a non-disclosure. I signed a non-compete.

320
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:51,070
And the funny thing is I wound up telling my wife anyway.

321
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,290
You like your job?

322
00:20:56,330 --> 00:21:00,300
Same as you. Same as everyone. It has its ups and downs.

323
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:04,530
You're lying to make me feel better.

324
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:10,970
Yeah, it's the best. I'm in charge, you know? I'm a kid with toys.

325
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:13,650
Speaking of which, what do you think of the prototype?

326
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,670
It's amazing.

327
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:18,570
Gotta make it a half-inch smaller though.

328
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:21,220
- You serious?
- I got small hands, 6.5 gloves.

329
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:23,880
Like women surgeons, which are your fastest-growing market.

330
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:27,940
Meaning the girls would have to use two hands to hit the switch.

331
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,320
Why do I bother paying the idiots that work for me?

332
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:38,190
Put down that crap you're drinking, because I am breaking out the really good stuff.

333
00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:53,380
What's wrong?

334
00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:55,700
I went to the bathroom. My urine--

335
00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:58,310
- Green again?
- It's brown.

336
00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:01,630
I didn't do anything, honest.

338
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,400
It is possible she's still faking.

339
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:15,320
She didn't fake the bronchospasm.

340
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:18,520
You think she's faking some stuff but not other stuff?

341
00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:19,970
Maybe she's "Munchausen".

342
00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:22,490
I'm just saying the brown urine doesn't make sense.

343
00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:33,550
- What?
- Nothing.

344
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,710
We've ruled out every possible cause for brown urine.

345
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:39,160
No blood in the urine. Liver and kidneys fine.

346
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:41,480
Brown could be fecal. A fistula--

347
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:42,630
We checked.

348
00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:44,670
How do we know the urine is still brown?

349
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,470
Had to be. Once you've gone brown--

350
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:53,710
If we've ruled out everything that can make the urine brown, what if it just looked brown?

351
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,710
If the green dye never left her system, what plus green makes brown?

352
00:22:59,270 --> 00:23:01,270
Purple.

353
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,970
Strep bovis infection from colon cancer.

354
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,680
Paraneoplastic syndrome would explain the bronchospasm.

355
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,160
We scoped her when we checked for the fistula. There's no tumor.

356
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,010
Oh, no.

357
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,310
I wasn't scared by the umbrella either.

358
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,380
What? Not everything's about you, Kutner.

359
00:23:18,390 --> 00:23:22,780
I realize it's stupid. I just--I don't know everything. I don't want to invite--

360
00:23:22,790 --> 00:23:26,470
Great, 'cause I thought your superstitiousness had to do with your folks being killed.

361
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,310
But "you're stupid" works just as well.

362
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,280
Why is there a ladder here?

363
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:36,990
Oops. Forgot that one.

364
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:42,700
Scopes don't work as well as pillcams. Give her one. Find the tumor.

365
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,130
Come with me, tiny Taub.

366
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,090
Come on.

367
00:24:03,670 --> 00:24:05,130
Sorry I was late again.

368
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:07,600
I've got a long commute from the poor house.

369
00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:09,520
Knew it when I hired you.

370
00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:14,600
You'd eventually miss the money, being the big shot like your new CEO friend,

371
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,990
if that night club stamp on your hand is any indication.

372
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,940
- Don't worry, I’m not quitting.
- I know.

373
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:26,000
Guy who signs a non-compete instead of just telling his wife that he cheated doesn't have the guts to quit.

374
00:24:26,010 --> 00:24:27,250
Bad example. I did tell her.

375
00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:29,660
From guilt, not from courage.

376
00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:32,490
And bravely running to Cuddy behind my back.

377
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,700
Arriving heroically to work every day.

378
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,500
Cowards make lousy employees.

379
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,730
Maybe you're a coward, maybe you're quitting.

380
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,980
Either way, I’m screwed.

381
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:58,650
You will note how faster pussy cat kill, kill has snuggled up by coma guy over there.

383
00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:02,130
And more importantly, she did yesterday as well.

384
00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:05,950
And he's still breathing. We done?

385
00:25:20,030 --> 00:25:22,590
Thank you for showing me this.

386
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:27,740
But maybe she's just confused in this new environment.

387
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:37,500
In 1844, a preacher in upstate New York added up some dates in the bible and predicted Jesus' return.

389
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:42,220
His followers gave away all their possessions and showed up in a field.

390
00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:44,070
Guess who didn't show.

391
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,830
So the preacher said that he miscalculated, and they went right back the next month but with more followers.

392
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,540
Every time he was irrefutably proved wrong, it redoubled everyone's belief.

393
00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:57,430
I know I sound just like them.

394
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,420
But I also know you're wrong.

395
00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:05,120
Something terrible's gonna happen to me.

396
00:26:17,530 --> 00:26:19,990
You trying to prove to her she's not dying?

397
00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:22,810
That would be dumb, as she might be dying.

398
00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,110
This woman lost her kid.

399
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,870
Why are you attacking beliefs that give her a little bit of comfort?

400
00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:29,140
I don't care if her superstitions make her feel better.

401
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,880
I just want her to think more clearly.

402
00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:34,370
Oh, maybe that could make her as happy as you are.

403
00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:39,570
Where are we going?

404
00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:41,980
Experimenting.

405
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,280
Stop it, Dr. Wilson. It's just not cute anymore.

406
00:26:49,530 --> 00:26:51,630
You already experimented on the coma guy.

407
00:26:51,670 --> 00:26:53,120
Haven't you proved your point?

408
00:26:53,150 --> 00:26:54,080
Not to the patient.

409
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:58,430
And not to the millions of idiots who drooled over that news item about the magic cat.

410
00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,910
Why are you so obsessed with this?

411
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,370
Can't you just call her an idiot and leave everyone alone?

412
00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:05,110
Hey, look, kids, therapy cat.

413
00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:08,650
You're a liar. Therapy animals are dogs, not cats.

414
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:11,800
Aren't you feisty? This one's special.

415
00:27:12,450 --> 00:27:16,090
If she likes you, interesting stuff happens.

416
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:20,300
Uh, kids, playtime's over.

417
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,750
You know what, this is a good thing.

418
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:29,230
Because either you're starting to doubt yourself, which is healthy, or--

419
00:27:29,270 --> 00:27:31,820
I don't believe in the legend of good-bye kitty.

420
00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:34,490
Or you're starting to give a crap what other people think,

421
00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:37,330
which is just another way of saying you give a crap about other people.

422
00:27:37,370 --> 00:27:43,300
I'd love to hear more of your theory, but I don't give a crap. Also the pillcam's back.

423
00:27:46,530 --> 00:27:49,370
Polypoid. Raised edges.

424
00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:52,860
Raised edges are actually necessary, since that's the opening to the appendix.

425
00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:55,680
How many times are we gonna watch this? There's no tumor.

426
00:27:56,850 --> 00:28:01,370
Oh, my god. The death cat is attacking your legs. You're gonna die.

427
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:06,230
Maybe it has something to do with that little red dot dancing around down there.

428
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:09,980
Oh, my god, the death laser is attacking your legs. You're gonna die.

429
00:28:09,990 --> 00:28:12,000
We're wasting time looking for cancer.

430
00:28:12,050 --> 00:28:14,750
She's still walking around. She's still pretty healthy.

431
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,340
Maybe it's something minor.

432
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,870
Maybe we're not wasting time.

433
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,490
We wouldn't have seen a flat lesion.

434
00:28:21,530 --> 00:28:26,490
Skin cancer could have metastasized to the intestines. Cool.

435
00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:29,710
Check for melanomas.

436
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:52,070
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Come here. Here, kitty.

437
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:08,550
What?

438
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,220
It's not cancer. We found spider veins on her back.

439
00:29:11,230 --> 00:29:12,720
They weren't there when she came in.

440
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:18,360
Spider veins means Cushing’s. Could cause an abdominal disturbance, brown urine...

441
00:29:18,370 --> 00:29:20,830
But the bronchospasm?

442
00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:26,250
Cushing's myopathy. It's uncommon but--

443
00:29:27,930 --> 00:29:29,530
Wait a second.

444
00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:32,890
You didn't wake me up to tell me a symptom that's not killing her.

445
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,880
What else is going on?

446
00:29:34,930 --> 00:29:36,610
I think she's dying.

447
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:38,340
I just told you it's Cushing’s.

448
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,430
I don't mean because of the spider veins. Mr. Limpert died.

449
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,790
- If that's my high school gym teacher-- 
- It's your coma patient.

450
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,070
He was stable for a year and a half, and he just died.

451
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,830
The cat was right, House.

452
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,670
Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.

453
00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:01,000
Say "puss" one more time. It's the sixth "puss" that really does it.

454
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:04,190
You're right. Sulking will solve everything.

455
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:07,450
That cat sat on my lap, and that cat knows something.

456
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,430
You believe it now?

457
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:09,970
Yesterday it was all a coincidence.

458
00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:13,450
Yesterday it was. Until I unintentionally proved it wasn’t.

459
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,010
Patient must have Cushing’s.

460
00:30:15,050 --> 00:30:16,660
We have to figure out whether it's--

461
00:30:16,670 --> 00:30:19,720
Cat's nose is powerful. It could smell liver or kidney failure.

462
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:24,040
Exactly, except if you'd glanced at the nursing home files I had faxed over this morning,

463
00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:27,190
you'd know that most of the patients' livers and kidneys were fine, what else?

464
00:30:27,230 --> 00:30:30,430
MRIs aren't telling us if the Cushing’s in her adrenals or her brain.

465
00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:31,780
So check her ACTH.

466
00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:35,070
- A cat's vision is at the blue end of the spectrum.
- ACTH is 11.7.

467
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,220
It's too close to tell.

468
00:30:36,230 --> 00:30:38,890
We can't treat the wrong organ 'cause that won't solve anything.

469
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,870
She could have a cortisol storm, could kill her.

470
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,600
Well, maybe as the senior fellow you could have made sure that my doors were closed,

471
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,400
so that I could be concentrating on the cat instead of looking for the cat.

472
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,210
You all right?

473
00:30:54,030 --> 00:30:56,720
Your nose.

474
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:04,660
What'd he say?

475
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:09,330
Sounds like he said, "do you like cranberry juice?"

476
00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:12,280
- Crap.
- Cheaper than fake blood.

477
00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:14,530
And more cran-tastic.

478
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,690
Don't ever leave my door open like that again.

479
00:31:16,730 --> 00:31:19,560
You're playing pranks, and this woman could be dying.

480
00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:22,280
So have Chase do a venous sampling in her brain.

481
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,880
If he finds something, it's there.

482
00:31:23,910 --> 00:31:27,030
If he finds nothing, it's the adrenals.

483
00:31:30,670 --> 00:31:35,450
I'm not who I used to be. I'm scared.

484
00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:38,730
That's not a way to live.

485
00:31:39,550 --> 00:31:42,510
I want to come work for you.

486
00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:49,230
Jeez, Chris, you didn't think-- I didn't mean to imply that I could hire you right now.

487
00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,390
You said you needed guys like me.

488
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,120
I know, but you don't have an MBA.

489
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,380
And I just hired a chief medical officer.

490
00:31:57,410 --> 00:32:01,660
Let me invest in that laser scalpel start-up. I got money saved. Not a ton but--

491
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:05,140
We put in a $2 million minimum for the first round financing.

492
00:32:08,270 --> 00:32:12,950
Look, I guess I could take you on at a smaller number.

493
00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:16,460
But you have to understand, it wouldn't be some quick payoff.

494
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,760
I know, I know it's not gonna change my life overnight.

495
00:32:19,770 --> 00:32:23,650
I just need to start changing it.

496
00:32:25,690 --> 00:32:28,210
Okay, then let's start.

497
00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:35,170
What exactly are you hoping to find inside your dead coma guy?

498
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:39,700
Catnip. Chew toy. I don't know. That's why I'm looking.

499
00:32:40,170 --> 00:32:43,280
Your patient had cardiac arrest during the venous sampling.

500
00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:45,860
We got her back, but her heart's still tenuous.

501
00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:48,410
- That tell us anything?
- She's weak, possibly dying.

502
00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:50,150
So nothing.

503
00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:51,490
What about the ACTH?

504
00:32:51,530 --> 00:32:52,890
Slightly elevated.

505
00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:55,320
That confirms the Cushing’s is in the brain--go.

506
00:32:55,330 --> 00:32:57,620
Are you sure that it's Cushing’s?

507
00:32:57,630 --> 00:33:00,080
You'd expect central body obesity. She's in good shape.

508
00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:02,800
If it had a normal presentation, there wouldn't be a cat involved.

509
00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:04,130
So it's the brain.

510
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,920
That means the next question is whether to remove the pituitary right now--

511
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,150
That's not a question for me.

512
00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:10,920
That's a question for the patient.

513
00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:13,270
You'll present both sides and let her decide.

514
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,260
All right.

515
00:33:17,910 --> 00:33:19,840
I've gotta stop telling you my theories.

516
00:33:19,870 --> 00:33:21,350
You always just try to prove me wrong.

517
00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:25,030
You mean the theory about Cuddy’s ass getting bigger at the full moon?

518
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,200
I confirmed that one. Photo's on my blog.

519
00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:30,050
Normally, you'd be up in the patient room hectoring her on what to do.

520
00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:35,780
Instead you're up to your elbows in some irrelevant dead guy who may or may not be connected to a magic cat

522
00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:38,240
because you want to prove to me that you don't care.

523
00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:42,050
Case is over. I'm exploring a scientific mystery.

524
00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,150
I put up with your obsessions.

525
00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:48,040
I even encourage them, for one reason-- they save lives.

526
00:33:48,050 --> 00:33:51,220
I don't know what you're doing now.

527
00:33:58,630 --> 00:34:02,000
Cushing's means your body's overproducing a hormone called cortisol.

528
00:34:02,010 --> 00:34:05,420
The recommended course of action is to suppress it with drugs.

529
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,550
And that will cure it?

530
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,870
Just treat it. It could come back.

531
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,800
The only permanent solution is to cut into your brain and remove your pituitary gland,

532
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,070
but the surgery's dangerous.

533
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:20,850
Your heart stopped on the table once already.

534
00:34:21,930 --> 00:34:24,440
I want the surgery.

535
00:34:24,450 --> 00:34:28,230
This thing is gonna kill me if I don't kill it first.

536
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,570
Because of the cat?

537
00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:36,160
Do you want to tell me what an idiot I'm being?

538
00:34:36,170 --> 00:34:38,100
No.

539
00:34:38,670 --> 00:34:42,750
I really believe that there are things that science can't understand,

540
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:50,710
that there is a role for faith and prayer, but it's in the waiting room, not the OR.

542
00:34:54,670 --> 00:34:57,570
There's a reason I got sick.

543
00:34:57,580 --> 00:35:01,240
There's a reason for all the bad things that have happened to me.

544
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:06,200
I don't know what that reason is, but I know that if there isn't one,

545
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:13,920
if there's no greater purpose in the world, then it's not a world I want to live in.

547
00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:19,090
I'll schedule an operating room.

548
00:35:40,270 --> 00:35:42,390
Early.

549
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,450
I'm not staying long. I'm quitting.

550
00:35:49,030 --> 00:35:51,290
- You got a new job?
- No.

551
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:55,230
Well, then you're not quitting. See you back here tomorrow.

552
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,810
You're not accepting my resignation?

553
00:35:58,850 --> 00:36:00,310
Easier this way.

554
00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:05,510
It voids the whole thing where you panic, run back and grovel, and I punish you and then take you back.

555
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,490
Bye.

556
00:36:13,890 --> 00:36:17,810
Bring donuts. Everyone loves those bear claws.

557
00:36:56,100 --> 00:37:00,600
Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. Puss?

558
00:37:45,370 --> 00:37:46,700
Mr. Taub.

559
00:37:46,770 --> 00:37:48,840
I've been waiting 15 minutes. Where's Neil?

560
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:51,530
Neil doesn't work here anymore.

561
00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:52,880
He's the CEO.

562
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,710
I'm sorry. I wish I could help you. Sorry.

563
00:37:57,130 --> 00:37:59,720
This is crazy. I'm investing with his company.

564
00:37:59,730 --> 00:38:02,400
He doesn't have a company.

565
00:38:02,450 --> 00:38:05,140
He worked here, but he was a receptionist, a temp.

566
00:38:05,190 --> 00:38:06,970
- Where is he?
- He's in custody.

567
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:09,450
I really am not supposed to say anything else.

568
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:11,360
I went to high school with him.

569
00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,900
That's what everyone else thought too.

570
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,990
I'm guessing you also cured his ear problem.

571
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:22,180
- Did you give him the money yet?
- No.

572
00:38:32,570 --> 00:38:34,220
I was right.

573
00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:37,650
And more satisfyingly, you were wrong.

574
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,310
It was a coincidence.

575
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,100
The cat was not predicting deaths.

576
00:38:42,110 --> 00:38:43,610
It was just trying to keep warm.

577
00:38:43,650 --> 00:38:46,350
Yes, dead people are renowned for their warm glow.

578
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:50,410
They are if they're feverish, like three of the patients were.

579
00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:53,800
Or if they're wasting away, like the other eight.

580
00:38:53,830 --> 00:38:55,530
- Wasting doesn't--
- Yeah, it does.

581
00:38:55,590 --> 00:38:58,710
If it means someone sticks a heating blanket on you.

582
00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:05,570
Congrats. Because of your crazy obsession with this cat, you've solved a completely trivial mystery.

583
00:39:05,580 --> 00:39:09,110
*****My god.

584
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,350
It's clearly only partially trivial.

585
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,690
Debbie climbed on Morgan too, which means she was overheated.

586
00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:21,400
So what causes flushing and mimics every Cushing’s symptom except central body obesity?

587
00:39:23,150 --> 00:39:24,480
Cancer.

588
00:39:24,510 --> 00:39:27,890
A corticotropin-producing carcinoid tumor of the intestine.

589
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:30,680
But your pillcam didn't find anything.

590
00:39:30,730 --> 00:39:34,080
Means it must be somewhere the pillcam couldn't go.

591
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,570
The appendix.

592
00:39:36,580 --> 00:39:39,310
Congratulations, you probably saved her life.

593
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:41,750
You definitely saved her needless surgery.

594
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:45,970
Yes, I did.

595
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:50,000
What's the OR extension number? Just curious.

596
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,320
Thank you.

597
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:06,210
I wouldn't come here for thanks. That would be ungracious.

598
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:09,900
It's more about gloating.

599
00:40:09,910 --> 00:40:15,950
You were about to cut out a piece of your brain just to chase some crazy superstition.

600
00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:17,940
But I didn't.

601
00:40:17,950 --> 00:40:21,580
You "didn't" didn't do anything. I stopped it.

602
00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:25,080
And what made you do that?

603
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:28,500
Science, logic, reason. Pick any three.

604
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:33,120
A cat chooses that exact moment to sit on your computer.

605
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,980
Maybe that's science and logic and reason or maybe it's something else.

606
00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:44,180
You're an idiot.

607
00:40:46,370 --> 00:40:49,790
I looked up the preacher from New York State.

608
00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:52,890
His followers never faded out.

609
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:56,800
They became the seventh-day Adventists, a major religion.

610
00:40:56,850 --> 00:40:58,530
That man changed the course of history.

611
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,800
Because his followers were as deluded as he was.

612
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,920
Maybe he just gave them something to live for.

613
00:41:11,950 --> 00:41:14,570
Feel better.

614
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,540
Kutner!

615
00:41:58,050 --> 00:41:59,960
Cat pee on my chair?

616
00:41:59,990 --> 00:42:02,760
- Blood on my face?
- Fake blood.

617
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,210
You pay for the dry cleaning.

618
00:42:16,690 --> 00:42:18,820
Why are you still alive?

619
00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:19,660
I'm not sure.

620
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:22,150
I guess he was impressed you stood up to him.

621
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,690
- And got a cat to pee on his chair.
- Yeah.

622
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,980
A cat.

623
00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:40,400
- See you tomorrow.
- Yeah.

624
00:43:07,490 --> 00:43:14,500
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